Subject: Happy birthday, sir!
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Posted on: 2012-06-23 19:33:00 UTC
*Unveils a most-definitely-not-duplicated-in-the-middle-of-the-night Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness*
Let there be cake!
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So on this fine day in June... by
on 2012-06-23 13:37:00 UTC
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...I shall be turning 22.
While there's inclement weather in the Boston area. Whoo.
But yeah, today's my birthday. So... yeah. -
Happy (very belated) Birthday! (nm) by
on 2012-06-27 18:58:00 UTC
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It might be a bit late... by
on 2012-06-24 20:19:00 UTC
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...But have a triple chocolate (chocolate with chocolate chips and chocolate icing) cupcake anyway!
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Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes--and presents! (nm by
on 2012-06-24 14:24:00 UTC
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Happy birthday! by
on 2012-06-24 04:04:00 UTC
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*hugs Wozzy* Happy birthday, mate. Have a spanner, for throwing in the works of things.
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Happy Birthday! by
on 2012-06-24 03:53:00 UTC
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I think you deserve the lyrics to this lovely song. Cue the thuds!
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Black Death has just struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn, then rape by firelight
Add romance to life tonight
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
We brought linen, white as cloud
The women sit and sew your shroud
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
I'm a leper, can't you see
Have a birthday kiss from me
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
You must marry very soon
Baby's due by next full moon
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday (thud!) Happy Birthday (thud!)
You are very, very old
Soon you will be dead and cold
It's your Birthday (thud!) Happy Birthday (thud!) -
Happy Birthday! (nm) by
on 2012-06-23 22:49:00 UTC
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Happy Happy Birthday! by
on 2012-06-23 22:43:00 UTC
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Obligatory birthday song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztoSUhbNntQ
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Happy Birthday, HerrWozzeck! by
on 2012-06-23 21:16:00 UTC
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And inclement weather is the prettiest weather! Thunder and lightning and rain, oh my!
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Happy Birthday! (nm) by
on 2012-06-23 20:57:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday! (nm) by
on 2012-06-23 20:43:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday! (nm) by
on 2012-06-23 19:51:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday, Herr! by
on 2012-06-23 19:45:00 UTC
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Have a basket of Bleeprin-berries and a sack of pebbles!
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Happy birthday, sir! by
on 2012-06-23 19:33:00 UTC
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*Unveils a most-definitely-not-duplicated-in-the-middle-of-the-night Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness*
Let there be cake! -
Happy Birthday by
on 2012-06-23 17:53:00 UTC
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*Throws various Bleep Products at HerrWozzeck, then runs away.*
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You'd be eleven and a half on Mars. by
on 2012-06-23 17:44:00 UTC
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A birthday is an excellent thing. :D Congratulations on turning 22, good sir!
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Happy birthday! by
on 2012-06-23 17:31:00 UTC
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Mine's tomorrow! 20! :D