Subject: Abandon all other plans for the day, visitors of TvTropes.
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Posted on: 2013-06-12 04:02:00 UTC
I offer you a virtual Sampo, which is just as coveted as the mysterious Sampo, but never worth the same. Its only purpose is to make you enter new journeys without any of your say in the part. To stop the journey feature, just give it to someone else.
Greetings PPC. I'm new here. I've absolutely no idea what to do where, but I reckon I'll catch on quickly.
I'm here mostly because it will (hopefully) be fun to get back at all the bad fanfiction clogging up the world.
My favourite fandoms are mostly Nintendo ones, like Pokemon games, but not the anime, Zelda, Metroid and my favourite of all is Fire Emblem.
I came across the PPC from a bored-out-of-my-mind TV Tropes Trawl.
You like Fire Emblem? I've just gotten into it. Have you ever paired up Lon'qu and Maribelle?
Welcome to the board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Non-toxicish!
Here, have an Infinite Notebook, lined, complete with urple covers and wilver binding!
Ooh, Zelda, huh? I like Zelda? What's your favorite game in the series? Have you played Okami? It's amazing and my favorite game ever and it's quite similar to the Zelda games. Look it up.
-Aila
Hello, Aquarius the second!
Ooh! Zelda? What do you think of the latest two Zelda games coming out? Also, have a fluffy velociraptor!
Wonderful to see you on the board. Don't worry- we all have trouble navigating for the first few days......at least, I hope it wasn't just me.....but it's a snap, really.
Hm.....well, we kind of share Pokemon as a fandom, although I'm really not all that into it. Here's some bleepolate ice cream, as a welcome-to-the-board gift.
Have a seventeen foot long multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use IRresponsibly.
Have a BFG that can turn into a BFS. Hurrah for TV Tropes ... I have no idea how I'd waste time without it.
Greetings, new friend! Have an Ultra Ball!
And careful of that TV Tropes; it'll rot your mind.
Welcome, fellow troper! I also ran across the PPC via TVTropes (as did many a Boarder).
So, have you seen the PPC Wiki yet?
Have you read the PPC Constitution yet?
And have you read the Original Series?
Now for your newbie gift:
*rummages through Trainer-issue bag of holding*
Aha!
Have a snowglobe with a replica of Castelia City!
I offer you a virtual Sampo, which is just as coveted as the mysterious Sampo, but never worth the same. Its only purpose is to make you enter new journeys without any of your say in the part. To stop the journey feature, just give it to someone else.
Well, if you're unversed in PPC Lore, you'd best check the PPC wiki for details. That links to the Constitution, but you can also see most of the characters, the spin-offs, and of course, the Original Series, which you should take a look at.
A fellow Pokémon fan should be able to handle this Missingno! The sixth non-Missingo gift you receive has now been increased by 128! Also, you get a terrifying Aerodactyl skeleton-glitch to show your friends!
The high-pitched whining shrieks are normal, since that's just the noise a Missingo makes. If it starts displaying higher-than-usual magical powers and mentioning anything about a gospel of error, I may have accidentally handed you an avatar of The Entity. They're in very similar-looking Poké Balls.
(picks up mini-Rayquaza Missingo)
I guess this is my responsibility now. If I close my eyes, I can almost ignore its whispers.
How... interesting. The human refuses my gift. The beauty of error will not be marred by your failure to acquiesce. You must be aware of that.
Oh, drat.
All that never was is one in my glorious being. Not even the walls of reality itself can stop the ascent of error.
Excuse me, I've got to get a portal to the Phantom Zone to drop this thing down.
The human feels that his actions shall harm me. How... quaint.
(Missingo is swarmed by the mini-Agents)
Off! I will not be diminished!
Oh, right. You guys are still in battle mode from hunting down Guy Fierri the other day.
(Cadamr nods, handing over the SC Shotgun)
A magic gun. How appropriate.
SC, you can have this back once I get rid of Missingo. If it had the powers it's claiming it had, it would've consumed one of the minis by now, so the gun should be able to hurt it.
Funny story: I was also brought here by TV Tropes!
Have some BleepNerds on the house!
Hello! Welcome to PPC. TV Tropes is a fun place, you learn a lot about fiction there. :)
Do you like sweets? Here's some chocolate cake. I'm not too sure about the taste, I didn't check after baking...
Have some Schrodinger's Chocolate Chip Cookies (may or may not contain chocolate chips.)
I also have no idea what I'm doing! Here, have some Blue Stuff, I've heard that fun things happen if you mix it with Bleeprin.
Hi, have some fudge!