Hi, have some fudge!

I really am starting to believe that newbies come in droves. Maybe it's just because you all know each other. But enough of my ramblings for now. Welcome to the PPC! Have some 2-D glasses, certain to compress that pesky dimension or your money back!

Well, hi there! Here, have a cup of tea. Just mind the leaves, they're omnivorous and might try to eat you.

PS: It seems that at this rate I'd be more time around here than quite a lot of people... and I found this place just half a year ago.

It's nice to meet you!
But I'm wondering... what are your fandoms?

Have a Box of Infinity, worth -£93, now absolutely FREE!
Warning! Box of Infinity may link you to badfics without warning. Do not inhale any fumes that come out of the Box.

Welcome to the Board! Have my everlasting friendship! Have fun here, and if you encounter any badfics, the Bleepka cellar is nearby.

Hello, and welcome!

Have one of my cupcakes to celebrate.

Have a cookie.
WARNING: Cookie may cause spontaneous combustion, explosion, or disintegration.

Greetings, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!

I feel like I'm being left out of something, I only know one other Boarder in real life.
Anyway, Welcome to the Board, sanity is optional here so many go without it. I don't know where you have to go back too but you don't have to do it just yet, please stay around a while.
Also, I like to give gifts depending on a person's fandoms and interests but I don't know any of yours so I'm at a loss. Please inform me.

Welcome to the Board, friend-of-Rainbow-Sanity! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Banned in car washes.

What are your fandoms?

A killdeer, from Fluttershy's.

Kevin, if this is you, you are my hero.