Welcome, element number 78! Do you happen to know where the other 117 went?

Actually, I thought I saw Tungsten Monk somewhere over there...

Anyway! Good to have you here! Have a bleepolate cupcake to help you recover (oh the irony...). Feel free to join in as you please.

It's nice to meet you! Have a Box of Infinity!
I'm sort of a brony, I guess, but I still haven't watched many episodes (I blame BBC Sherlock) but either way, have a Moustache Spike plushie as well!
Warning! Box of Infinity may contain trolls of the Harry Potter variety. Handle with caution.

Have a cookie.

Hi there. Here, have a cup of tea. Just mind the leaves; they might try to eat you.

A killdeer from Fluttershy (best pony, BTW).

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event! May or may not be the secret to achieving cold fusion.

Emphasis on 'may not'.

What other fandoms are you into?

Greetings, new friend! Have a periodic table! Just don't put anything on the far right. And don't spill water on the far left. And don't go anywhere near the one edge, unless you're radiation-proof.

Oh, goodness. I'll have to look at names closely so I don't mix you up with Platinumyo. Let's see . . . I hereby dub you new!Plat. And Plat can be old!Plat.

(Gosh, old!Plat, look at how much shinier new!Plat is than you. You're letting yourself go, man!)

Nice to meet you. Have a tiny plastic Sunflower Official to commemorate the occasion.

Now, first things first, we don't hate on the authors. Saying that you were traumatized is one thing. Saying you want to strangle the author is a completely different thing, and frowned upon in this community.

Now for some helpful links:

The Constitution - Ground rules for hanging out here. Very important to read.

The Wiki - Where we deposit all of our useful information for easy browsing. The FAQs that are linked on the main page are especially useful.

The Original Series - This is the first series of PPC stories. Another very important thing to read.

Phobos' Lair - My stories...because I can. Not a necessary read, but fun anyway, I hope.

RC #999 - One of my favorite spin-offs.


Feel free to hang around. I'm sure others will be here soon to say hello.

-Phobos

Hey! Welcome to the PPC board! Here's some bleepolate to help you recover from Cupcakes.
Anyway, now you chat.