Subject: Bring the big truck.
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Posted on: 2013-06-09 13:43:00 UTC
I'll stock it with care packages of BleepNerds and Bleepka.
Perfectly safe to use together.
- Cracked's 5 Most Horrific Sex Scenes in Fan Fiction History by on 2013-06-09 00:27:00 UTC Reply
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Has anyone sporked these yet? by
on 2013-06-22 08:33:00 UTC
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If so, could somebody provide me with links?
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Make sure to label links like these as Not Safe For Work. by
on 2013-06-09 03:41:00 UTC
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I know it's kind of implied for a Cracked article, but it's still a common courtesy.
Also, the #1 story in the list was done as a mission by Bronwyn and Maslab. Not Safe For Work, Not Safe For Brain: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W9vfceG0_6z8GGZWipL3RnbYc53Kqs20j5NsWwzGPdw/edit?authkey=CMz-1lc -
The mission... by
on 2013-06-10 18:17:00 UTC
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puts across the horror of the Hogwarts/Squid story better than the article.
Also, is it just me or was the Number 5 one way worse sounding than any of them except maybe the Hogwarts one -
#1 was bad, by
on 2013-06-11 18:02:00 UTC
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but I think the Cookie Monster one was the worst for me.
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Not only for a Cracked article. by
on 2013-06-09 04:02:00 UTC
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If the presence of explicit scenes is explicitly mentioned, I mean.
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Eww.... by
on 2013-06-09 03:31:00 UTC
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This is creepy. This is really, really creepy. Although I really wanted to hurl while a giant squid is trying to you-know-what with a building for bleep's sake.
This is....../goes to vomit/ -
Here, have some Bleeproducts. by
on 2013-06-09 04:02:00 UTC
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Truckload, anyone?
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Bring the big truck. by
on 2013-06-09 13:43:00 UTC
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I'll stock it with care packages of BleepNerds and Bleepka.
Perfectly safe to use together. -
Me, I prefer Bleep Blaps. by
on 2013-06-09 13:54:00 UTC
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The name gets me to crack up every time. That's a good thing, I guess.
Flushed down with Bleepsteem (or, if such a thing is possible, Blemonade) it will help those of us who shouldn't legally drink just yet - and care. -
This...this... by
on 2013-06-09 03:20:00 UTC
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This is beautiful!
Well, I'm laughing on an empty stomach, anyway. -
*Throws up into a bucket* by
on 2013-06-09 01:50:00 UTC
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That so badly offended my eyes that my stomach couldn't handle the pain.
Oh good lord...