I like it.

That is amazing!

...but these were still absolutely hilarious.

Ah, Princess Bride, why do you have to be so funny?

I cannot believe I never found this online before. It's funny enough on its own but I made the mistake of reading it while watching the Fellowship of the Ring.

I'm never going to take the Council of Elrond seriously again.

Thanks so much for sharing!

This made me feel all warm-fuzzy and nostalgic. My favorite bit:

The Inn of the Prancing Pony:
STRIDER: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have a Ring of Power on your right hand?
FRODO: Do you always begin conversations this way?
[...]
HOBBITS: Who are you?
STRIDER: No one of consequence.
HOBBITS: We must know.
STRIDER: Get used to disappointment.
HOBBITS: Okay.

Thanks for sharing! ^_^

~Neshomeh

Thank you for posting! That is absurdly clever. XD