Well, we all have our real life commitments, I guess. Yet, looking to get back into writing, I've decided that while I am writing and refining my Agent intros (I MAY be replacing or redoing Helghast L. Roth again)I am going to "man up" and attempt to tackle this grisley little number:

Title: "OMFG how did we get in Middle Earth?"
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7931328/1/OMFGhowdidwegetinMiddle_Earth

WARNING: CONTENT VEERS INTO CONSTANT N.S.F.W. TERRITORY.

PPC Wiki Summary: "Watch out for this one. Serious canon and character abuse, involving: Major Sues, Abusive!Boromir, the disappearance or near disappearance of important characters, lots of mature language and content. Two Sues and a brother; Twenty three chapters and counting, not complete."

Boarder's Comments: Correction - Twenty-EIGHT chapters as of May 4th and still no signs of slowing! And I mean, seriously! Either this author is a troll out for the lulz s/he'll never get or doesn't seem to take constructive author feedback seriously - it's gotten to the point where some reviewers are frothing at the mouth by now.

Oh, did I mention that, after TWO MONTHS of writing and reviews, this "fanfiction" hasn't even been given the correct rating?

(Insert rip-off of intro text to "Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine' here:)

+Badfic detected+
+Recommended course of intervention?+

+Escalate Badfic observation?+
+Affirmative+
+Executing Request Order:+
PROTECTORS OF PLOT CONTINUA

+Request Pending...+