Hello there! Have a PPG. It's shiny, just like you, and it shoots plasma!

By the way, there's a few things you have to know before joining the PPC. I apologize, but we do get a massive amount of newbie questions that are answered there, and we'd like to make sure people read this stuff.

First, have you checked out the PPC Wiki yet? It's avaliable here: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki. On there are a few things you really, really should read all the way through: The Guide to the PPC, the Mission Writing Guide, and the FAQ: For Newbies pages are really important!

Also, have you read the Original Series yet? They're the fics by Jay and Acacia that started all of this, and they are only one of two things here that you absolutely have to do. Y'see, ultimately the PPC is a shared-universe fanfic based off of the Original Series, and as a result you absolutely have to read them. They're our canon; you can't write fanfic without knowing the canon. They're available here: http://plotprotectors.tripod.com/TOS/ .

It's nice to meet you, newbie! I hereby declare you Boots! It's been far too long since I gave a good Himu-style nickname...
If you want to help, just start reporting and badfics you see! Also, feel free to give us links to funny stuff too. Some of us could probably use the break from the bad things. ^^'
And now, gift! Have a Box of Infinity!
Warning! Box of Infinity may cause temporary or permanent deafening. Do not leave the Box of Infinity under a stepladder.

Welcome to the PPC! Have some marshmallows!

Welcome to the PPC new person! Have my everlasting friendship!

Hi, have some fudge!

Hi there! Here, have a cup of tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.



(Huh, these are getting pretty generic...)

Hello, shiny newbie! It's nice to see more people joining us.
You want to help us? Well, just start by reporting any badfics you see, 'kay? You won't be able to write missions or anything yet, but reporting is helpful too.

Also, take this Box of Infinity. You may find it useful.
Warning! Do not feed the Box of Infinity after midnight. Side effects of using the Box of Infinity can include loss of hearing, internal bleeding, loss of limbs, Bullet Time and/or insomnia.

Welcome to the PPC! We hope you enjoy your stay, and to help with that, here's a self-solving puzzle box.

Welcome to the PPC! Feel free to leave your sanity at the door. Have some 2-D glasses; certain to compress that pesky extra dimension or your money back.

Welcome to the Board! Have a Box of Lightning* good for lighting both light bulbs and fires. Also, what are your fandoms?

*Box may also contain thunder and/or storm clouds.

Greetings, new friend! Have a knife! It's very blunt, but that's okay, because it was designed to cut air anyway!

Oh, writing? What sorts of writing do you write?

Welcome! Have some cake.

Have some tabula rasa cake--it will become the most delicious cake for whatever scenario you start eating it in!

What're your fandoms?

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Now comes in two colours: Singularity Black or Caustic Clear!

Allow me to link you to the Original PPC Series: http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/story.html

And the guide to newbies: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:For_Newbies

So with that out of the way, what are your fandoms?