Subject: It was twenty years ago today...
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Posted on: 2012-05-18 23:55:00 UTC
...that I was born.
(Also that Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play.)
Birthday cake and amusing hats for all! Who wants to play Pin The Knife In The Sue?
Have some delicious birthday apple pie!
Here, have a triple chocolate cupcake (chocolate with chocolate chips and chocolate icing)! Don't forget to blow out the candle!
Which may or may not be late, because time zones confuse me!
It's sort of a wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... thing.
la la la la la na na I don't know the words.
Have a kangaroo mind control array! Just make sure you skip over Arizona when you conquer the world with it!
Oops! I've pinned the knife in the Sue's head! Wait, where are we aiming the knife anyway?
*hugs and hands over a meat pie with a candle in it*
If you'll excuse me, I need to get some pies to toss in your face in good fun.
Happy birthday, Pie! Here, have a cup of tea, this time without man-eating leaves in it.
*takes hat* Have a super special cupcake, it's awesome flavored!
Congrats for escaping teenagerhood (something I have yet to accomplish). Have a cake, it's lie flavored. Also, the Beatles have the best birthday song around- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Nz9B1XFio