Subject: Welcome, newbie~
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Posted on: 2012-05-16 13:47:00 UTC
Why hello, human newbie! *nervous laughter* ^^'
Welcome to the board, sanity optional~
Have a box of infinity!
Warning! Box of infinity may or may not spawn dementors. In case of ducks, call 0800-You-Doomed.
I'm a newbie here, and I wanted to introduce myself!
Welcome to the PPC! How are you doing?
I've not yet gone to the store for more pie, so have a cookie instead.
I'm doing well, thanks! ^_^ *takes cookies and eats them*
Welcome to the Board. Please leave your shoes and your sanity by the door. Randomness is celebrated here so have a Random Picture Box. It's like a TV but instead of showing the pictures in order, they come up randomly.
Here, have a wizard's hat, magic not included. Lovely name by the way.
Thank you! ^_^ *puts on the hat* And you're welcome about the name- just something that came to me.
Here's a pet Schrodinger's Cat. Do not take out of box.
'Ere, have a conical hat and a bagel!
The hat is made of duct tape and tin foil, so it's indestructible* and'll keep the conspiracy theorists out!
The bagel is poppyseed!
*hat is not stabproof, zombieproof, or fireproof. Hat contains small parts and should not be utilised by children under 5 years of age. Do not fold, mutilate or tear. Some terms and conditions apply. Offer void in Quebec.
Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?
You'd best start believing in humor stories, Miss Turner. You're in one!
. . . Uh, anyway, welcome, new friend! Have an unwritten novel! Are you a writer? If so, what sort of writings do you write?
I do write a lot- some fanfiction from all sorts of fandoms, nonfiction,and my own stories. Then again, I'd prefer to hone my skills a little more fully over the next several months before trying to get Permission.
*throws bait at NEWBIE*
NEWBIE ran away!
Dang. Oh well, I was out of pokeballs anyway. Here, have a complementary pokedex!
Thanks! ^_^ *takes Pokedex and looks through it* Dang, over 600 Pokemon? I remember when there were only 151...
Why hello, human newbie! *nervous laughter* ^^'
Welcome to the board, sanity optional~
Have a box of infinity!
Warning! Box of infinity may or may not spawn dementors. In case of ducks, call 0800-You-Doomed.
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my fresh-baked Schrodinger's cookies! May or may not contain chocolate chips.
Have you seen the new Avatar: Legend of Korra series?
Thanks! ^_^ *takes cookies and eats some*
To answer your question, yes, I have heard of the new Avatar series and seen some of it.
Hi there! Here, have a cup of tea. Just be careful of the leaves, they might try to eat you :P
Hi! Have some fudge!
Sorry, I got thrown because you have the exact same name as a character my brother used to RP as.
Welcome, anyhow! What, pray, be your fandoms?
All sorts, but Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Beauty and the Beast, Phantom of the Opera, Frankenstein, and Dracula are my main 6.
Welcome to the PPC! Leave your sanity at the door, have fun, and feel free to chat it up with us!
Here, have some Revueltas for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZO2VkKKR7o
Thanks! ^_^ I'm sure I'll probably need them.
Specifically, it's a name of Mexican composer Silvestre Revueltas. To be fair, though, that could've been made clearer...
Welcome, welcome! Here's the obligatory self-solving puzzle dispenser.
Thank you! ^_^ *takes self-solving puzzle dispenser and plays with it*
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. For just 3.99$ more, get a hydrophobic aquarium to put your hydrophobic water in as to raise hydrophobic fish!
If you haven't done so yet, go and read the Original Series by Jay and Acacia over here: http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/story.html
Don't forget to read the Board's Constitution and have fun!
What are your fandoms, by the way?