Subject: Hello!
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Posted on: 2012-05-12 18:59:00 UTC
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event! It's amazing reality-breaking properties allow it to divide by zero and calculate the square root of -1. Also does the laundry!
Umm, hi! So I've been reading the Original Series and the wiki, and I like what I'm finding. Even if I don't write anything (not much confidence in my own writing skills and work ethic), expect me to be reading all of this for the next couple of hours (when I'm not being distracted, of course).
I'd say I'm probably the most active in the Homestuck and Professor Layton fandoms, though I'm also a fan of a large amount of other stuff; I just don't know them as well as the other two.
So.... yeah. Did I mention I hate introductions?
Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Have some Bleeprin, you may well need it soon.
Welcome! We love newbies here.
Here, have some Conlon Nancarrow for the road!
Have a cup of tea. Just mind the leaves, they might try and eat you :P
Greetings, new friend! Have a puzzle box!
AHHH EVEN MORE PUZZLES!
But thank you!
Welcome. What other fandoms do you like?
Well, I'm also a fan of ASOIAF, His Dark Materials, Cave Story, Touhou, and a whole list of other books and manga that will probably triple the size of this list.
Have you read any Discworld books? They're quite funny.
Oddly enough, not yet, though I was planning on starting once exams are over. So many books, though...
Read Thief of Time first. Tis funny
Hi, have some fudge!
Ooh, fudge! ... This isn't grass-flavoured, is it?
Nope -- milk chocolate on the left side of the plate, dark chocolate on the right.
Nice to have you on the Board. Have a magnifying glass. (Professor Layton is a detective-y fandom right?*Is horrible with video games and the like*)WARNING: objects in glass may be smaller than they appear.
Hello there newbie! have some 2-D glasses, certain to compress that pesky extra dimension or your money back.
And a fan of Layton too!
Which remind me, I have the fourth game next to me, still unplayed. Must get on to that.
So, anyway, have a Box of Infinity!
Warning! Box may contain tropes. Do not open box around small children. Box abuse can KILL.
Welcome to the board. :) Have a pumpkin, and a stuffed bunny. :)
Wait, what pumpkin? I see no pumpkin, and frankly it is hard to imagine there ever was a pumpkin, in plain sight or otherwise. I do see Liv Tyler, however! Yay!
...Querten rockets up his Echeladder, and reaches the "Fresh Meat" rung. He also gains 100 BOONDOLLARS and a New Bumper Sticker!
Okay homestuck references aside, Welcome to the board. :) Have a good time here.
(P.S: Don't feel scared about eventually writing something. We may concrit, but we don't bite. :D)
'She', but thank you!
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event! It's amazing reality-breaking properties allow it to divide by zero and calculate the square root of -1. Also does the laundry!
Helloooooo! Welcome, welcome! Have a box of assorted chocolates.
(what do you mean, they taste like grass? I never put grass in there!
... I think...)