Have a hat. *offers fedora*

Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Hi there! Here, have some e-chocolate and a cup of tea. Watch out for the leaves, they might try to eat you...
Anyway, as July noted earlier, you'll probably get a nickname that isn't 'Citizen' but something else. Hedge, perhaps. :P

Another Hetalian! We seem to be invading the Board as of late. Have some 2-D glasses, guarenteed to compress that pesky extra dimension for you. *goes to stalk your fanfiction account*

Welcome. Have a reinforced steel umbrella. It helps with the punctuation rain. Watch out for lightning, though.

Welcome to the PPC! How do you do?

If you have any questions feel free to consult our Wiki which comes stocked with a handy Newbie Guide, a helpful Board Guide, and an [insert synonym for useful] General PPC Guide. If you still have any questions, please feel free to ask.

Now, what fandoms are you into?
And would you like a slice of lemon-apple-peanut pie?

Welcome to the board! I too am a newbie and Hetalia fanatic so we should talk sometime. In the meantime, have some chocolate. It's infused with awesome, so don't eat it all at once.

Hi, have some fudge!

Hello! Nice to meet you, Citizen!

Here, have some Brazilian chocolates and a sparkley copy of Herodetous' Histories. Have fun!

Hiya there~ you like the same things as me... ^^
And I'm in IAHF~ (Well, Bled Stained Days...)

Now, welcome gift time! Have a Box of Infinity! Guaranteed to contain infinity! (Or at least a few cookies)

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Made with 100% all-natural... something. We're not sure how it's made, but it's natural. I swear.

Anyways, have you read up on the Original Series? If not, go on and read them at: http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/story.html
(See my amazing embedding skills at work here)

A useful guide to newcomers can be found on the wiki: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:For_Newbies

And one last thing: don't forget to read the Constitution found at the top of this page.

With that out of the way, welcome and have fun!

Hello there friend! Welcome to the PPC Board! As a fellow troper and noob, I would gladly educate you ... by getting others to educate you.

Anyway, welcome.

Greetings, new friend! Have a voice-distorting microphone!

What sort of writings dost thou write? You've only talked about canons you half-know; what about the canons you full-know? Anything you'd care to share?