Pretty sure that this isn't real. Would be pretty horrible if it was, though.

... I don't think we have to worry about it; it looks like a joke, no I'm not sure that 'joke' is the right word in this case, but anyway, it looks like it's fake; I just tried looking the title up on amazon.co.uk (because I couldn't believe that it was real) and the only result was 'the Next Generation Companion'.

Of course, it is also possible that it did exist as badfic, but due to HQ timey-wimeyness has already been PPCed so thoroughly that only the vaguest rumours of it are now left...

Well, lucky for me, the site censored out the offensive word in the URL. Unfortunately, this means the link is broken.

If you're morbidly curious and want to see, it's the offensive term for carnal acts. >.>