I'm Doctor Hello.
I made a rather nasty mistake, and I apologize.
I will try my hardest to avoid crossing anyone's lines again.
I hope you accept my apology.

I'll keep all the creepy out of my posts from now on. As I said, some people think it's funny, and I have my problems realizing that might not apply to everyone.
And again, sorry for seeming robotic. I'm not trying to be sarcastic; I'm apologizing. I really don't want to be disliked, and I'll do whatever I can to not affront people here.
I'm going to... I really want to help, you know.
Sorry, everyone.
I'm sorry.