Subject: Repent!
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Posted on: 2012-04-27 03:33:00 UTC

A lone woman stands on a box outside the Temple of All Faiths. She has long red hair and an unnerving smile. She carries a sign that is written in crayon. It reads "Repent!"

Her gaze locks onto anyone entering or leaving the Temple and she continuously shouts her message. "Repent, unbelievers! Bask in the glory of the True Sunflower! Take one of my hand-drawn pamphlets! The True Sunflower will return one day and smite the unbelievers! Repent and ye shall be saved! We have meetings every Thursday! Bring a dish to pass or be smote! Repent!"

The tirade continues until she spots nurses from Ficpsych approaching with a straight-jacket. She hurriedly grabs her pamphlets and box before disappearing around the corner.

-The Sunflower's Witness

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