Welcome, have some Bleeprin. I think you may need it for the Legendary Badfic challenge you've set yourself.

It works best to introduce y'self this way, yup~ ^^

So yeah, I'm the resident insane asexual newbie~ Have a sheep~ *hands you a fluffy sheep*
Just remember these important things:
Don't use flamethrowers.
Don't sink into oblivion.
Don't say anything bad about sheep around me.

So, see ya around, newbie~ ^^

Greetings, new friend!

Have a dragon's claw!

Have a hug and a puppy and a kitten and a spider.

Welcome to the glorious PPC! Here be some insanity and sentient chocolate.
Have a baby polar bear!

We love new people! Feel free to step in: we don't bite.

Here, have some Rachmaninoff for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbtmskCRUY

Have, uh... *rummages around for an appropriate gift* ...a chocolate fish! I found it at the grocery store in the Easter clearance section, for some reason.

Welcome to the board!
Have some Bleeprin!
Oh, and here's some rat pie! Hope you're a dwarf!
Oh, you're not? Here's some regular pie, then. I swear those are apples!

Welcome! Here's a basket to store your sanity in. It keeps it safe while you are here, so you will have it when you need it. Good luck!

Have some Swiss Chocolate and some Bleepka. You'll need them soon.

Have a Random Shiny Object!

I'm the resident talking M1 rifle. Also rather new here as I joined only a couple of weeks (at most) before you.

Here, have a clip of thirty-aught-six rounds. =x

Welcome to the PPC! If you have any questions feel free to ask, we don't bite. (Okay, maybe some of us do, but it's kind of hard to bite people over the internet.)Have a wizard's hat, magic not included.

Here, have some BLeepolate (nm) (nm)s, and some Bleepolate liquors with a Bleepka center, and some Bleepolate that looks like milk but is actually Bleepolate and tastes like it too.

As warning, avoid anything on this list:
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/LegendaryBadfic

And feel free to go through this:
<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/ThingsIamnotAllowedtoDoatthePPC">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/ThingsIamnotAllowedtoDoatthe_PPC

Welcome to ze Board. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny object. They're useful. Also we like newbies. :D

Welcome to the PPC! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Guaranteed not to contain any highly volatile chemical ingredients, no sir.







*Cough*

*throws a bumper sticker at Crimson Flight *

Welcome aboard, and whatnot! Introductory posts are very much in fashion, as they give us a chance to squee over the newbie.

However, this post is in violation of PPC Statute 1138(ii).45, so you will be executed forthwith.

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... no, all right, I'm kidding. Welcome a'Board. ;) Introductions are good - why not tell us who you are and why you're here - what your favourite fandoms are, whether you've read any PPC stories, that sort of thing. Also your current GPS coordinates, blood type, net worth and mother's maiden name. Purely for security purposes, you understand.

(I may be joking again. It's hard to tell)

Oh, and one piece of advice: they've seen you now. Duck.

hS