Have some Bleepka (for emergencies only).

I'm good, how are you?

We've never met before, but I'm glad you're back all the same. My name is Mysterial, and I've been hanging around only for a little bit. Still, happy you've returned.

You make me feel like a newbie... whatever.
Here's a real, authentic, working Piecemaker replica! Oh... wait... that might not be such a good idea. Let me scavenge for more stuff.
Oh, there you go! Have a mattock instead! You can use one side to mine for precious minerals, and the other to chop down trees. Or kill anybody who challenges your mining for precious minerals, but that's besides the point.
Or, you could just give it to a dwarf as a birthday present and he (or she) will be utterly overjoyed.

Hi, have some fudge!

*bows before your majesty*
We n00bs welcome you back to your little kingdom...

Awaken!