Subject: Chill out
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Posted on: 2012-04-04 17:36:00 UTC
We get a whole lot of blasphemy around here. This is nothing new. Just take a breath, calm down, and stop shouting. This presentation is more likely to annoy someone than it is to get them to spork this.
It seems to have touched a nerve for you, but approaching things rationally and calmly is more likely to get results.
-Phobos, your friendly neighborhood something-or-other.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7869054/2/ThePhilosophersstone
BLASPHEMY. BLASPHEMY. BLASPHEMY.
Harry Potter/Sherlock Holmes crossover. A Sue I want to MURDER who's supposed to be Sherlock's adopted daughter. At Hogwarts.
One of the two chapters is basically the main characters of Potter sappily MSTing the first chapter of Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone.
SOMEONE KILL IT PLEASE MY EYES ARE BLEEDING.
*removes the spork from them*
We get a whole lot of blasphemy around here. This is nothing new. Just take a breath, calm down, and stop shouting. This presentation is more likely to annoy someone than it is to get them to spork this.
It seems to have touched a nerve for you, but approaching things rationally and calmly is more likely to get results.
-Phobos, your friendly neighborhood something-or-other.
I needed to be reminded of that. *hugs*
I tend to vent my spleen, and it's a bad quality for an agent.
*calming breath* There's not enough to charge it for, anyway... though that stupid bint of a Phebe Holmes needs to have the Revolutionary-War-era punishment for traitors to the crown.
Just less than desirable for a writer.
As for Agents, actually, venting spleen can be amusing. It all depends on how you handle it. So save the cries of blasphemy until you're writing missions, and then craft them with humour. That, in fact, is half the reason most of us write for the PPC!
Oh, you don't even know. One of my agents is an... alternate character interpretation... of Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes is notoriously vain.
ANY fic where Holmes does something OOC is going to make Vernet RAGE. XD And then Mundar's going to declare himself a 'free dwarf'. And then the shoot will hit the fan.
Oh god, that sounds rather fantastic. I've got a character who started out as a replacement character, and while that pair haven't yet gone on a mission into his home continuum, it's only a matter of time. This should be... interesting.
Heh. The other 'problem' is that this!Holmes has a massive Thing for both Watson and Irene. Basically, he's tetchily overprotective of EVERY major character in the continuum. If he gets assigned to a badfic in the Holmes continuum, he will go MAD and show NO mercy.
...It falls to his hyperactive, irresponsible dwarf partner to make sure that the Sues/Stus get charged, and to stop Holmes from indulging in Random Acts of Senseless Violence.