Subject: How about this one?
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Posted on: 2012-04-04 10:21:00 UTC
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7349554/1/LyricalChroniclesRedux
Nanoha and Madoka, with Magic Knight Rayheart thrown in it too. Comes with omakes at the end of each chapter.
Some gems from it:
1)
"Oh, I think I have an idea what we can use." Homura mused, glancing at the car behind Miyuki with a bit of a gleam in her eye.
"No..." Miyuki drawled, eyes narrowing. "No." She moved directly in the way of Homura. "I've helped you rip apart broken city property." The Puella Magi continued to approach her. "And you've pulled me out of lots of jams, but no. I'm not going to let you take a car!"
Homura glanced at her, flicking her hair back over her shoulder.
"It has air conditioning."
Miyuki was tempted.
2) From an omake:
Moments later, Yoobey was struck off its perch. Homura, who had just come out of her time stop, furiously began to beat on the Incubator with her flaming golf club.
"How dare you..." Crunch! "Get cooler stuff than our side!" Crunch!
Verdandi, Miyuki, and Hikari all stared at the beat down of the Incubator a bit uncomfortably with large sweat drops on the back of their heads.
"I only get a damn ero-game samurai girl, friendless musketeer, and a beam happy magical girl while you get the effing ***** of Braves? How is this even balanced? I demand a patch to fix this stupid scenario!"
And, yes, Yoobey is not a mini, but another Incubator. Who quickly realized it's better to stay away from Homura. But the best one is seen towards the end. (Too bad the author stopped updating it) Oh, and the "patch" is probably Burning Arisa.
Nanoha. And Homura. Using a borrowed JSDF troop carrier turned into a magical tank (with the help of Mami) to charge at an army of Witches guns (and Devices) blazing. (Oh, and there's Yuuno with them, providing shielding and binding support.)
Cannot find words to describe the awesome.