Anywho, welcome to the Board and try not to kill anything important. Or anyone important.

Have some chocolate.

What are your fandoms, BTW?

Hi, have some fudge!

Have an awesome-laced cookie.

As for how the PPC works, I can just recommend the wiki which, as far as I see, has already been linked. Don't mind the sunflower on the main page, he just does that from time to time. :)

Now excuse me, I'm going to arm myself with get a pair of hedge clippers.

Welcome a-board! Feel free to leave your sanity at the door. Here, have a propellor cap, it actually flies! On another note, what are your fandoms?

Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?

Welcome to the board~ Have an oversized sheep plushie and a scone~

Welcome! Have a bag for everything you get. You'll need it.

I'm Araeph, and I manage the Department of Technical Errors. My fandoms are Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings, and my agents are Mara and Isaiah. Here, have a red pen! *tosses*

If you have any questions about how things work around here, I'd be happy to help. If no one has given you our Board FAQ yet, allow me to be the first. And if you need someone to show you around, well...let's say I've been here a while.

Ta!

Please, take some complimentary Whangdoodle. (complete with slippers!)

Well then, welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water! Guaranteed non-toxic (but not non-radioactive. Handle with care)!

Greetings, new friend! Grab a prize out of the bag of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!

So, what fandoms do you find yourself exploring lately?

Like Guvnor said, I'm the other author of the "Magic World" parody. Just to check, the link you're referring to, was that in a review of the story on ff.net, by a guy calling himself Sonic Rhymeboom? If so, this is hilarious because that guy is a troll who we suspect is trying to get people to come yell at us, so the sheer irony of you getting curious and wanting to join up instead is simply delicious. ^^

In any case, how the site works is pretty simple. This is your basic threaded message board, nothing fancy, where we hang out and talk about stuff and post links when we publish new PPC stories. The PPC was started lo these many moons ago by Jay and Acacia, who wrote the first PPC series, which you can (and should!) read here.

It's since expanded enormously, though Jay and Acacia aren't around anymore. You can find lots of information on our wiki, which has a link up at the top of the Board.

... It looks like the Sunflower Official has taken over the wiki's front page, but don't mind about that. It's all very meta. Somebody with admin will put it back to normal soon, probably, and you can still find all the most important stuff in the drop-down links right of the sunflower logo at the top of the wiki.

Let us know if you have any questions. ^^

~Neshomeh

Welcome to the PPC, man! We love newbies, and we can tell you that you are definitely doing it right.

Here, have some Ligeti for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPgwF3G5i4k

I don't normally greet newbie types (because I'm very laz- busy), but I was one of the two people who wrote that mission. (The other was Neshomeh.)

I've never had anyone introduced to the PPC through my stuff before, so that's kind of cool! Just do the stuff July suggested in her post, and you'll fit right in.

Welcome to the PPC. And yes, you're doing this right.

Check out the wiki here: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki It's got a whole page explaining who the PPC is and what they do. :)

Welcome to the board! You've already made the first step, which was reading a mission and then posting here. The next step is to just hang around and read spin offs and the original series.

Just by posting on the board you're a PPCer.

If you want to write your own spin off, you just need to do the above, and after you feel you have a good idea of what to do and how, and have hung around long enough to feel you're comfortable, you can ask for permission. You just need your own writing sample and agent profiles to do that.

Check out our wiki and just relax and have fun, and again, welcome!