In the words of the Cheshire Cat, "we're all mad here."

Have some bleepka.

Have some popcorn!

Have a hammer. You can use it to fix stuff, you can hit Sues with it, and best of all, you can threaten your RC's console with it!

They're made from melted-down doomsday device!

It'll (hopefully) get along with your plovers. Also, have a near-infinite bag of holding; you'll need it for all your gifts.

Have a piece of blue cake! (warning: may be a lie)

Hi, have some biscuits.

Nice to meet you too.

By the way, whose missions do you like best? I like Agent Suicide's missions best of all.

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water! Has its own WHMIS symbol!

Greetings, new friend! Have a waxless candle. It's all wick! On that note, it may pose a bit of a fire hazard.

Hi, have some fudge!

Congratulations, you joined the community! :P Seriously, we don't have any other requirements for that other than introducing yourself here - it's just actual mission-writing we have requirements for. So welcome aboard the good ship PPC. I hope you have fun here.

As a welcoming gift, have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. They are both useful and entertaining!

(As a side note, we don't generally call PPC works fanfiction - that's what we deal with (and fanfiction of the PPC is something we write as a game XD).. Missions, interludes, pieces, writings, etc. - those all work, though.)

What are your favourite fandoms? That's often interesting to know.

And nice to meet you too Fury! Take a complimentary pencil, it writes on air but not paper. What fandoms are you interested in?