Subject: Salutations and other words of greeting, young Newbie!
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Posted on: 2012-03-22 21:03:00 UTC
Have a Holy Hand grenade, and some sage words of wisdom from the desk ofone Mustrum Ridcully: "When You're Up to Your Ass in Alligators, Today Is the First Day of the Rest of Your Life".
Oh, yes - and keep the grenade away from rabbits. I cannot stress this enough.
Since by the looks of things, y'all get about one of these posts a day, I'm sure you know the drill by now. Long-time reader of PPC stories, but haven't really been on the boards at all. I'm an incurable nerd, with particular interests including LotR, Discworld, the Dresden Files, Dragaera, the Codex Alera, Darker than Black, Fullmetal Alchemist (manga/Brotherhood, mostly), Puella Magi Madoka Magica, a random smattering of video games, and Homestuck.
So, um. Hi. *waves*
Hi!
*hands over a Homura figurine*
Welcome to the Board! I see you have an interesting and varied taste in fandom. Hm... have some chocolate, won't you?
Not that I'm complaining. :3 And I can always use the extra in case of Dementors.
You'll need it. It's a cheap substitute for brain bleach.
It's a Golden Plover! The only ones we have around here are Killdeers.
It's dangerous out there. Here, take this. *Gives sword*
Also, I saw an episode of Darker than Black once. It was... suprisingly not too crazy. Also, you should join the RP thread on the other board, quiaff?
DtB is fantastic and I can gush about it like a demented fangirl for hours on end. I mean, it's like X-Men after marathoning Neon Genesis Evangelion, guest-starring Batman. That's just awesome.
Just... don't mention the second season. >_
It's like it's simultaneously Hogswatch and my birthday or something!
Have a Holy Hand grenade, and some sage words of wisdom from the desk ofone Mustrum Ridcully: "When You're Up to Your Ass in Alligators, Today Is the First Day of the Rest of Your Life".
Oh, yes - and keep the grenade away from rabbits. I cannot stress this enough.
Have some Swiss Chocolate and some Bleepka. You'll need them soon. And here's a Peruvian hat.
I could introduce myself to you, but I think this sums it up best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PoXiB4m-Rg
Have some pudding!
Hi, have some fudge!
Well, actually, the influx of newbies has been pretty crazy as of late. We don't normally get this many newbies, but we love it, so...
Welcome to the fold!
Here, have some Blitzstein for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk-3Yehyal8
Greetings, shadowy new friend! Have a hellhound leash!
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this commemorative pumpkin as a welcoming present.
What pumpkin?
There's no pumpkin. There has never been a pumpkin and there won't be a pumpkin.
Take this pyrotechnic conifer, maybe make it fight Roy :p, and Sord. Don't know how I got it, but hey, it's yours now.
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water! Part of a balanced breakfast!
Have a chibi Roy Mustang. He can use fire alchemy and pout all cutely. :)
*is a total sucker for Roy Mustang*
I know, right? He's TOTALLY one of my Objects of Affection. XD
Hey, Shadow. Have an Obligatory Welcome Gift, abbreviated as OWG, patented and owned by Me Incorporated! It can grant wishes, make soup, and fly!
So, what kinds of games do you like, Shadow?
*bows gravely, reverently accepts OWG*
Mostly RPGs, especially old/retro turn-based ones. My most recent obsession has been Shin Megami Tensei, though since I don't have a Playstation, I haven't been able to play Persona 3 and 4 yet. Okami is another favorite, although outside that genre.