Well, that surely excludes any Dwarf Fortress dwarfs.

*imagines a catsplosion in HQ*

D:

To: The Kudzu [kudzu.console3101ps94394fp42865.rcC-1.FICPSYCH]
From: Suzine Sachs [ssachs.console3103ps94394fp42865.rcC-3.FICPSYCH]
CC: Department of Fictional Psychology [FICPSYCH]
Subject: RE. Proposal (What do we look like, a pet shop?)

They're kidding, right? Kittens? How are we supposed to find the space, the time, the supplies...? We're stretched thin as it is. Can't they just go to the CAF Adoption Agency?

Suzine Sachs, Head Nurse

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To: Suzine Sachs [ssachs.console3103ps94394fp42865.rcC-3.FICPSYCH]
From: Dr. Freedenberg [pfreedenberg.console3102ps94394fp42865.rcC-2.FICPSYCH]
CC: Department of Fictional Psychology [FICPSYCH]
Subject: RE. re. Proposal (What do we look like, a pet shop?)

Suzine,

Hm, you're quite right. We are not currently equipped for such an undertaking. Perhaps if we cleared out room B-2. I shall have to give it some thought. I'll ask Frank to look into it, as well.

- Dr. Freedenberg

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To: Dr. Freedenberg [pfreedenberg.console3102ps94394fp42865.rcC-2.FICPSYCH]
From: Loquacious Immac [limmac.console3113ps94394fp42865.rcC-13.FICPSYCH]
CC: Department of Fictional Psychology [FICPSYCH]
Subject: RE. re. re. Proposal (What do we look like, a pet shop?)

KITTIES! :D :D :D I can help! Can this please be my job? I love kitties! This is a great idea! Who doesn't love kitties?!

:D

-- Immie

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To: Loquacious Immac [limmac.console3113ps94394fp42865.rcC-13.FICPSYCH]
From: Suzine Sachs [ssachs.console3103ps94394fp42865.rcC-3.FICPSYCH]
CC: Department of Fictional Psychology [FICPSYCH]
Subject: Wait, what?

Immac, nothing's been decided yet!

Phil, cut me some slack here. Immac aside, nobody has time for this. Also, I'm allergic.

Suzine Sachs, Head Nurse

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To: Suzine Sachs [ssachs.console3103ps94394fp42865.rcC-3.FICPSYCH]
From: Jennifer Robinson [jrobinson.console3114ps94394fp42865.rcC-14.FICPSYCH]
CC: Department of Fictional Psychology [FICPSYCH]
Subject: RE. Wait, what?

I don't know about the rest of us, but I can spare fifteen minutes for cats in my day. I like the idea. It would be nice for the agents, and what's more, it would be nice for us, too. Henry would love it.

~Jenni

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To: Jennifer Robinson [jrobinson.console3114ps94394fp42865.rcC-14.FICPSYCH]
From: Castor Parwill [cparwill.console3126ps94394fp42865.rcC-26.FICPSYCH]
CC: Department of Fictional Psychology [FICPSYCH]
Subject: RE. re. Wait, what?

I wouldn't mind helping, either. =)

- Parwill

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To: Castor Parwill [cparwill.console3126ps94394fp42865.rcC-26.FICPSYCH]
From: Elms [esssaffron.console3120ps94394fp42865.rcC-20.FICPSYCH]
CC: Department of Fictional Psychology [FICPSYCH]
Subject: RE. re. re. Wait, what?

I'm in. Though if you ask me, cats are all evil geniuses plotting to take over the world just as soon as they're done hawking up that hairball in your best pair of boots. Should come with a warning. "CAUTION: Kittens May Contain Evil."

Didn't someone have a mad scientist kitten?

"WARNING: Kittens May Contain Mad Science."

--Elms

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To: Elms [esssaffron.console3120ps94394fp42865.rcC-20.FICPSYCH]
From: Loquacious Immac [limmac.console3113ps94394fp42865.rcC-13.FICPSYCH]
CC: Department of Fictional Psychology [FICPSYCH]
Subject: RE. re. re. re. Wait, what?

Haha!

-- Immie

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To: Loquacious Immac [limmac.console3113ps94394fp42865.rcC-13.FICPSYCH]
From: Suzine Sachs [ssachs.console3103ps94394fp42865.rcC-3.FICPSYCH]
CC: Department of Fictional Psychology [FICPSYCH]
Subject: Fine.

All right, it seems I'm outnumbered. Immac, I'm holding you to your offer of taking charge of this thing. We'll talk about scheduling cat duties in tomorrow's meeting.

Suzine Sachs, Head Nurse

(( This exchange brought to you by a rogue plothole and the number 31. ))

Bring on the kittens!

If kittens and puppies are allowed, then how about non-destructive minis? Agents would probably cheer up after seeing their friendly minis come and visit them!

It's a great idea! Kittens and puppies (For those agents who are allergic to cats)

I don't see any reason they wouldn't use kittens. It could be extremely useful, especially in cases of depression and angst.

On a side note, I don't see anything wrong with giving a kitten to Lux. Maybe not as a long term thing, but in the short term I don't see a problem.

-Phobos