Oh dear lord.....

My Immortal Wannabe by Bausiren on 2013-06-02 03:12:00 UTC Reply

1,000 terrible things. [/Obi-Wan Kenobi] (nm) by SpecstacularSC on 2013-06-04 01:09:00 UTC Reply

Actually, the fic is only 134 words long. ;) (nm) by AelinTheAmazing on 2013-06-04 03:40:00 UTC Reply

Seriously?! by SpecstacularSC on 2013-06-05 01:44:00 UTC Reply

Gosh, it felt longer when I was MSTing it!

Funny, it feels shorter than that to me. by AelinTheAmazing on 2013-06-05 04:20:00 UTC Reply

Maybe that's just because I wish it WAS shorter. Or that it didn't exist entirely. But then it wouldn't be so fun to mock. Maybe I actually like it the way it is. Hmm.

Ditto. by SpecstacularSC on 2013-06-03 04:17:00 UTC Reply

I was laughing too hard to even properly MST this thing because it was way too ridiculous to take seriously.

That's why I want her to update - so I can keep laughing my butt off.

Heh heh heh by Desdendelle on 2013-06-02 07:32:00 UTC Reply

'thundrail'. It sounds like a Pokemon.
Anyway... this hasn't enough text in it to make it mission-able, IMO. It's bad, there's no denying it, but it simply isn't long enough. It's like that gaggle of fics DTE tackled a while back.

Seed, when I read "Thundrail", I thought Thundercats. by SpecstacularSC on 2013-06-02 08:21:00 UTC Reply

As in, the new series.

Because their kingdom was called Thundera (Which, where I cone from, is a level 2 lightning spell. Damn my RPG-playing tendencies.)

GRR WHY DOES MY PHONE KEEP TYPING SEED?! by SpecstacularSC on 2013-06-02 08:23:00 UTC Reply

Yes, it's my favorite Gundam series and all, but it doesn't need to be in every sentence I type!

Well. by Hanako-san on 2013-06-02 06:25:00 UTC Reply

... maybe it's a troll?

The 'weird pineapples' bit seems a little out of place, but then again these fics are rarely coherent.

I hope it's a troll. by SpecstacularSC on 2013-06-02 06:34:00 UTC Reply

Because this is just too ridiculous to be real.

I want the author to update, purely for hilarity value.

I have you to thank for making my evening. by SpecstacularSC on 2013-06-02 06:18:00 UTC Reply

This was awesome.

There are no words for what you wil read here.

Whatever you plan on doing to this fic, hopefully it'll make more sense than that link.
I can't even think of a better response to this than... by KittyNoodles on 2013-06-02 05:52:00 UTC Reply

ERLOND?!
Wow. by SpecstacularSC on 2013-06-02 04:25:00 UTC Reply

Hey, I'll let you have this, but I'm at least going to make a one-shot MST of this thing, it's too good to pass up.
That doesn't seem too bad. by Ugolino on 2013-06-02 03:41:00 UTC Reply

It's got absolutely nothing to do with Lord of the Rings, so it's not really a Lord of the Rings fanfic. Right? Right?
This has to be a joke... by EK3 on 2013-06-02 03:35:00 UTC Reply

...Right?
Oh dear lord..... by Pauline07 on 2013-06-02 03:34:00 UTC Reply

I know this is bad. And I haven't even read LoTR. The only reason I know anything about LoTR is Jay/Acacia and you people!

This.....is.....horrifying......yet, isn't it always?