Subject: Obligatory return message
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Posted on: 2012-01-14 10:38:00 UTC
Hi everybody. Just thought I'd stick in a message saying that I have returned. Strolling through the pit just the other day I suddenly discovered the boom in Avengers bad fic, thanks to the impending movie. So I'm back and will be attacking fics again soon.
Hai! ^_^
Here, take this computer keyboard. The keys rearrange themselves to spell out the thing's feelings. At the moment it's saying... 'I HATE HUMANS'. Well, that's nice to know I suppose. :P
I look forward of the return of your agents to active duty.
I look forward to it, as I may actually get to know that fandom after seeing the movie. :D
Even if I don't... here's a coupon for one random review, with no guarantees it will make any sense *hands over*
Have some of my hydrophobic water! Now comes in green, red or blue!
Have a mallet made out of vibranium as a welcome back gift!
*glomp*
It's good to see you again, man! We missed you here! :D
Awww, thanks man. I was expecting to get a "Who are you again?"
Have this (100% guaranteed domesticated) Pootis Bird as a welcome back gift.
Avengers badfic, you say? That'll be loads of fun to wade through, I'm sure. But, well, now at least you have plenty of fresh Sue meat to feed your new Pootis Bird, right?
Funny, that, I just saw that on Youtube yesterday.
The monsters that GMod can spawn are frightening, to say the least.
Here, have a conical hat and a muffin!
The hat is made from tin foil and duct tape, so it'll keep the conspiracy theorists out and be indestructible!
The muffin is chocolate chip. And caramel.
*hands over blueberry muffin to both Tray and Meta*
Have some welcome-back fudge!
Avengers badfic already? I probably shouldn't be surprised.
...I got some chocolate, will that do?
Take this Nokia 3310 that I picked up on while I'm on my way to welcome you back. Some people say that this device is indestructible and can be used as a weapon.