Subject: OH LORD!
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Posted on: 2011-12-21 20:47:00 UTC
I couldn't even go through chapter one without having a nauseating reaction!
If I'm allowed to spork this, I will really spork this! This badfic must be killed, burned, and have its ashes scattered across the world.
This:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7325097/1/OMGaprilpotter
I can't describe it in words... Someone please spork the damn thing... The OC is a Dumbass!Mary Sue and the writing and the grammar's shit.
If you excuse me, I'll lock myself up in my room and sleep it off...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7605220/5/Georgiastathamandthephilosophersstone
An OC who made the Golden Trio into the Golden Quartet. She also skipped a lot of important events and such. Can one have a mission where I could save the OC? She's redeemable... somehow.
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7175647/1/riseofdarkness">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7175647/1/riseof_darkness
Damnation... This fanfic is heretical in my terms.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7171910/1/YoureaWhat_Hidan
I really can't tell if this is a badfic. The main character's profile goes like this...
"Name: Syrune Baradul
Race: Elf and yes you have pointy ears and beautiful face that is beyond normal woman (Well duh! I know, awesome about the race! I was thinking of why not have some magical creatures in the ninja world)
Age: 2300 years old but really seem like 22 and Hidan is 24
Hair: Black
Eyes: Emerald eyes with a hint of blue in them
Personalities: Shy, cute, confident, strong, willing, kind, sometimes cold hearted, not really into love.
Special Trait: When she gets angry, who ever touches her dies of their life being sucked out of them so Syrune could gain their information and abilities, even elements.
It's a 92 chapter fanfic by the way, and LotR timeline will be half as well as the Naruto Shippuden timeline to make a one single timeline in the cross over. Please make your verdict guys.
...is cringeworthy. These are all things we're supposed to learn from the story.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7639972/1/jObekkeat_HUgwRts
Do not click on that if you want to keep your eyes intact.
In addition to having the most awful spelling and grammar ever seen, the MC is racist and homophobic.
Spawned mini-Aragogs:
1) dark lurd volddenut
2) Pruffsr ALbis Peeter Quintin alexndr Dumbldur
3) Dumdumfore
4) Dumumdor
5) ribet Driv
6) prufesxsr dumfumdoor
7) Digon Alee
8) HAree
9) Diafon Ally
10) Medem Milpkinths
I'm stopping there. The full list would prbably go on forever.
I've read the entire story.
I 'm not going to take any Bleeprin since I've seen worse and my mind's too warped to be twisted. I'll use this as a motivation to my future missions.
Really, that's my reaction to that. It's probably a troll anyways.
I couldn't even go through chapter one without having a nauseating reaction!
If I'm allowed to spork this, I will really spork this! This badfic must be killed, burned, and have its ashes scattered across the world.
I'll keep that in mind...
Cool it with the posts. You're spamming the board up. There was one thread below that you could have attached this and your previous thread to.
Every new thread made on the board pushes another off the front page.
While there is nothing wrong with this, it is really, really ridiculous and somewhat annoying when several of those threads are by one person and a good majority of them are just to plug how terrible a single badfic is, especially when it removes a topic with actual discussion from view.
Paragraphs! They exist.
Argh! How on Earth is this Sue learning "occulemncy" when Harry didn't even know it existed until Order of the Phoenix?!
If I had permission...