Emperor's breath make it stop!

I need Bleeprin, now by KatonRyu on 2011-12-19 09:52:00 UTC Reply

I presume this fic is well known among you, but just in case it isn't, I'd like to point it out to all Boarders. If I could and if it hasn't been done, I'd like to take this story as a Mission, but for the time being I still need to tame Ryu into being an agent, and after that I need to acquire permission, so for the time being I'm unable.

Anyway, the fic is called Face the Strange, and is a crossover of Twilight, Yu Yu Hakusho, Sonic the Hedgehog, X-Men and Harry Potter, set in the Harry Potter universe.

It has been called comparable to My Immortal, and its protagonist is a girl called Dally, who is a clear example of a Godmode!Sue, who is a vampire, a witch, and a mutant. I have read only one and a half chapter so far, but this will be a bad one.

I hereby post the link to the fic, and please people, supply me with copious amounts of Bleeprin.

http://xdallyx.webs.com/chapterone.htm

Yikes! by Church on 2011-12-20 08:35:00 UTC Reply

What ... is this? Is it a trollfic? Is it a serious attempt at writing gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong?

No matter - it's got to go!
Emperor's breath make it stop! by Chrystallix on 2011-12-19 21:27:00 UTC Reply

This is one of the most terrible monstrosities I've ever read in my entire existence, and I read Fanfic Friday on Topless Robot and they have some pretty bad stuff!

What was this person thinking?! The crossovers make no sense, the terms are spelled wrong in so many absolutely stupefying ways! Please, for the love of the Emperor, someone tell me this is a crackfic, trollfic, but please don't let this be an actual attempt at writing a good story!

*Huddles in a corner, trying to gouge out his eyes.*

I hope it's a trollfic by KatonRyu on 2011-12-19 23:39:00 UTC Reply

If it's not, we're doomed. Then again, some misspellings are just so atrocious they can't possibly be accidental, most notably the case where the word 'said' is replaced by 'circumcised'. It almost seems like a horrible iPod with autocorrect, but even those infernal things have their limits. In any event, I don't think I've ever seen such a thorough assassination of so many canons. It's just...scary.

Re: I need Bleeprin, now by firemagic on 2011-12-19 15:55:00 UTC Reply

Hands over a chest of Bleeprin-related alcoholic products.

I do believe it is already taken... by SeaTurtle on 2011-12-19 15:58:00 UTC Reply

...by Herr Wozzcek and Caddy-Shack. Stay tuned for the mission! Oh, and here. *Tosses over lifetime supply of Bleeprin*

Okay then by KatonRyu on 2011-12-19 17:25:00 UTC Reply

That saves me from a lot of mental damage. I've continued reading the fic and the rape gets worse by the chapter as more and more fandoms come into play. I fear this story my lead to a massive disaster, so I wish Herr Wozzcek and Caddy-Shack all the luck in the world in their dangerous Mission. I will be with them in thought.

Oh, and thanks for the Bleeprin, I needed it badly.

Yes, it is claimed... by HerrWozzeck on 2011-12-19 20:41:00 UTC Reply

... and I've deemed it so bad that it's going to be a mission with not one, not two, but THREE response centers in it. (I manage two RCs ATM, so...)

Once we spork this fic, it's gonna get crazy...

...well, provided we actually start planning how we're going to do it...