Subject: Welcome!
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Posted on: 2011-12-13 02:40:00 UTC
Have a mutant goldfish* as a welcome gift!
*May or may not actually be goldfish. No returns/refunds. Not liable for any damages to property or person should the organism exhibit mutant goldfish powers.
Hei all! I'm new here, though I've been reading PPC stories for a couple of years now. I've been considering joining for a while now, so, here I am!
I write a lot, mostly to keep track of the conversations I have with the voices in my head. For imaginary people they are pretty interesting XD. I'm a lover of all things Mythological and Fantastic. I'm also a history nerd, a troper, and I like to pretend to be an artist. I say "pretend" because I'm not all the sure how great I really am at drawing.
Favorite Fandoms are: LoTR/Silmarillon, Doctor Who, Discworld, and Harry Potter.
I'm also addicted to smilies and am actually pretty proud of myself that I made it through this entire post and only used one!
8D
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Darn it!
So yeah, that's me. Glad to meet you all!
Not that that's a problem or anything, since I'm one of 'em. XD
Anyway, for my first ever PPC Newbie gift, I present to you, in the spirit of the season, a StCT (Sue to Christmas Tree) Transmogrifier! You make up some excuse for the Sue to touch it of her own free will and *poof!* She becomes a Christmas tree within thirty seconds!
Please note that it /is/ a new invention; if it doesn't work, let me know so that I can take it back to the lab and figure out what's wrong with it this time.
Also, on the off-chance that anyone noticed that I've been gone (considering that I'm pretty new myself), I'm-a back!
Me: oh awesome! Christmas-y! Thanks! :D
Agent Nechtan: oh! new toy!
Me:*slaps his hand away.* after what you did to my i-pod? You're not touching this!
Nexhtan: *glares* yer no fun! Worse than that Nolórë woman!
Me: *rolls eyes*
And should I be worried?
He turned it into a killer root with a Dalek laser.
Nechtan: * shouts from other room* I didn't mean to!
*rolls eyes, shakes head* But no, you shouldn't have to worry too much. He killed it soon after. Just don't let him near your stuff.
Where'd he get the Dalek laser tech, anyway? And is he willing to share? It's shiny.
He stole it from me, it was one of my welcome presents.
For some reason, the Daleks don't like me asking for their tech secrets. In fact, I usually narrowly escape extermination when I do ask. So sad.
Oh well, I'll find one sooner or later. And considering what Nechtan seems to do with technology, I think I might be better off not getting one he's gotten at; you've indicated that he messes with technology a lot and I'd hate to be killed by a Dalek laser when the Daleks themselves failed. It'd be a very sad end, like suffocating when someone duct-tapes your mouth when you have a nosebleed, or drowning in orange juice.
that's robot, not root. Eggh. This cold is messing with my typing now! Oh and that was me, forgetting to type in my username up there...again -.-
You like History, you like LOTR, Doctor Who, and Harry Potter, you like drawing... You seem AWESOME!
Hei there!
I don't just seem awesome. I am awesome. ;)
*waves enthusiastically* Hello! Have a pot of striped paint! :) *goes shy and runs away*
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Hi, have some fudge!
Are you classic Who or NuWho?
Both, I guess. I started out watching the new series, but over the summer I watched a few of the older episodes and they were pretty cool.
Glad to see another Doctor Who fan! Have a cookie!
Have a machete! It is good for slicing your way through thick jungles, and acting as an emergency weapon. I too am a history nerd (specializing in War) and a pretend artist (Faces! Why u so hard!?)
Nice, this could be useful later!
I specialize in ancient and medieval history, especially stuff like Roman occupied Brittan. Faces are hard, but I have most of my trouble with the rest of the body. The human (and elven) musculoskeletal structure is just so confusing to draw and shade properly! My eraser is probably my most used tool.
Have a mutant goldfish* as a welcome gift!
*May or may not actually be goldfish. No returns/refunds. Not liable for any damages to property or person should the organism exhibit mutant goldfish powers.
Oh, cool!
*watches goldfish swim* hello little guy!
Mutant goldfish: *smiles a piranha smile*
Hello!
Who's your favorite Doctor/Companion?
Also, have you ever read anything by Jim Butcher? (Codex Alera, Dresden Files)?
Favorite Doctor is Ten, favorite Companion is Rose, and yes, I ship them.
I do actually read the Dresden files. I've read Storm Front, and I liked it. I've been meaning to read the other books, but I haven't really gotten around to it yet. My "To Read" list is about a mile long.
Sorry... bit of a Whovian here.
Anyhow. Here, have a whisk that most CERTAINLY was not a Dalek laser from an old killed badfic at one point.
Nosirree, it was not.
Me:*inspects whisk* sure it wasn't...
Agent Nechten nepos Enfret:*enters and takes whisk from Kaja* Hmmm...interesting. I'm going to borrow this, alright? *saunters back out of room*
Me: *calling after.* If I see you building a Dakek suit, I swear..! Also, whatever your doing to my i-pod you'd better put it back together when your done!
*sigh* Ignore him. So a fellow Whovian, eh? Favorite Doctor?
and yeah...that was me by the way..
oh, nice! shiney and pointy!
Greetings new friend! Have an Ancient Artifact with a Mysterious Past and Possibly Supernatural Qualities™!
Awesome! Ancient and Mysterious! Hrmmmm....This won't spontaneously combust or turn me into a frog or anything, right?
do all of that and/or more!