Subject: Well...
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Posted on: 2011-12-08 16:33:00 UTC
"Plea" only has four letters in it. "Shocking" has twice that many. More room for mistakes, there.
I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that we're here to mock the badfic, not the author. Please resist the urge to make personal comments. Thanks.
~Neshomeh
This is the profile of a Suethor. Granted, English is not her first language. But aside from that, look at what has been done to the fandoms that she's writing for.
Look at the bottom fic especially. In there, Ron gets put in Azkaban for rape. Dumbledore created Voldemort.
Excuse me, but what the ... is going on with Canon in here?
I don't even know Hetalia that well, and I thought it was bad. I recommend that no Agents native to the Harry Potter continuum get within ten feet of the thing, lest they fly into a murderous rage. Yikes.
I just...I just don't know what to say. I took one look at her upcoming projects and got out of there immediately. Bleach and Harry Potter!? WHAT IS SHE THINKING?!?! As a fan of both those series I can certify that there is quite possibly no odder or more out of place combination! The only real similarity they have is that both have ghosts, and if you're going to use that for justification why not mix Casper the Friendly Ghost in with the shinigami?!
I think I get why IAHF's most recent seminar was on nation and human relationships. That bottom fic... Ugh. Russia is so OOC it's ridiculous. (And what is 'askaban', by the way?)
Oh, and is it even possible to be in a coma for two years and still come back out perfectly healthy in the end? I don't think that happens that way.
How can she spell 'plea' correctly but not 'shocking'? So she sees the wizard world as using Potter, which is a popular interpretation, so removes him from the story utterly? Perhaps she's just trying to keep him safe and away from all the nasty wizards.
"Plea" only has four letters in it. "Shocking" has twice that many. More room for mistakes, there.
I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that we're here to mock the badfic, not the author. Please resist the urge to make personal comments. Thanks.
~Neshomeh
This person did a WarcraftxHarryPotter! This is the description:
Night Watcher, daughter to Sylvannas and Arthas former high commander, has to leave her son in the hands of James Potter. She will come and get him, when the time is right.
You can't...just...ARGH!!
This girl just created a whole army of uncanonical brothers and sisters of Harry! And each main one is a victim of "abused by Evil!Dursleys/Evil!Potters/Evil!Wizards" to put the plot into motion. Talk about variety.
And I got it only reading the summary of each of them. I pity the Agents who will have to tackle all of this.
I'm... I'm not even going to bother reading this.
Just. Wow. No.
Given the religious symbolism inherent in the Kings' Cross scene in the last book, in which Dumbledore appears to be some angelic or perhaps deified being, surely the author was continuing the same theme with an allegorical retelling of the fall of Lucifer, perhaps some sort of cleverly-written tribute to Paradise Lost.
Thus we see Harry as Dumbledore's 'son' and heir lead the armies of Heaven (or Hogwarts, which is populated by Dumbledore's students or metaphorical creations) consisting of Dumbledore's faithful followers against his fallen students the Death Eaters, led by the greatest and most powerful, Voldemort.
Not quite sure how to work in Ron being put in Azkaban for rape, though. Some sort of creepy reverse-gender Fall of Man, perhaps?
That's on a TVtropes WMG page...and maybe what the witchcraft is EEEEBILL!"" activists are basing it on.
Doesn't excuse the Sue though.
We all know Dumbledore is Beowulf, not God! :D
but based on her other stories which are ridiculously shallow, I think this is just her rant at how she saw the wizarding world as using Harry - by replacing Harry with a Mary Sue.