Subject: *puts on party hat*
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Posted on: 2011-11-30 13:24:00 UTC
Why am I wearing such a peculiar chapeau, you might ask? Simple! It's my birthday today! I have now been alive for twenty-four years (a new personal record for me.)
*wheels out large chocolate cake*
Let joy be unconfined! Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor!
Have a folding car. In becomes a (rather heavy) case whe not in use.
Be very careful with it - it doens't like to stay folded.
I'm a bit late but Happy Birthyesterday! Have a water pistol that shoots chocolate sauce. :)
A spot of French always makes things a bit more classy. Happy birthday to you, sir!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1oqWKAp1N8
Happy birthday to you! :D
Looks like your a few turns ahead of me in the game of life! Happy birthday!
If Belkime were here, I'm sure he'd complain about the lack of chocolate steak. I don't know how chocolate steak would even work or if it would be at all appetizing, but you know how crazy pirate dinosaurs are.
*puts on party hat and joins in the festivities*
Why only chocolate cake? This is a birthday! There must be cakes of ALL kinds!
*Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
Happy birthday!
Happy co-birthday, my friend! *Snags some cake and then dashes off to finish her NaNo*
I raise a wooden chalice of sludge in your honour.
Happy Birthday PC!! Have some smoke bombs!
Have a sack of pebbles, a customised sling to throw them with, and a basket of Bleeprin-berries!
...ooh, cake. *nomnomnom*
Now I feel youngish.
I think I'll mix things up and go dancing in the saloon instead.
Birthdays are good for you; statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
And congratulations on your new record! But be careful, I'm only three years behind you and who knows when I might catch up to you!
Thanks for the cake, by the way. I brought you this bottle of 1947 champ-...oh, wait, this is carbonated apple juice from 1947. Oh well, I'm sure it'll taste fine!
Have some Portal Cake - wait! don't go! - why does everybody keep running away from me when I say this?
Happy Birthday! Have some yummy homemade brownies in a baking pan that most certainly NEVER contained strange mutant cockroaches from Japan.
Nosiree.
(Blows party horn)
I don't have much of a gift, just a triple chocolate cupcake. But hey, ya can never have enough chocolate, right?
(Steals a piece of cake)
Happy birthday! *eats some cake, hugs the birthday Cynic and gives him a mini-David Bowie she picked up somewhere* Hey, you mentioned dancing in the street...