Subject: Sounds like fun!
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Posted on: 2011-11-26 16:58:00 UTC
I came to the Cafeteria expecting turkey and stuffing. I'm not entirely sure what I got, but it definitely wasn't avian. FML
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Anyone want to play a fandom/PPC-based F My Life? by
on 2011-11-26 13:55:00 UTC
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http://www.fmylife.com/
I like the idea of coming up with these for either our PPC characters or our favourite characters from other media. Thoughts? -
Muahahahh... by
on 2011-11-28 22:09:00 UTC
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Today, I met my new partner. She was crying, so I hugged her. She threw me into a wall. I broke four ribs through HUGGING! FML.
Today, I answered the door only to find that the mostly-Sue I recruited yesterday has been made my new trainee. FML.
I just got back with a load of rescued kids from a fic to find that anything under eighteen is my responsibility. This includes my Sue-partner. I now have five kids, all but one under-twelve. I'm 26. FMMFL. -
Got a few... by
on 2011-11-27 21:26:00 UTC
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I don't think we need Permission to do this so here goes:
"So I decided to disguise myself as a Dark Templar to follow a Starcraft Sue, hoping that the unit's passive cloaking would shield me. Turns out one of the Sue's speshul powers is being a walking detector. FML."
"Note to self: disguising as a Firebat seems like a smart idea when surrounded by Zerglings but it doesn't give you any flamethrower fuel. FML." -
Mwahahahaa by
on 2011-11-27 19:54:00 UTC
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Today I stopped the apocalypse. My dad grounded me for it. FML
Today I got to visit my first fictional world. it was Twilight. FML -
Have some more! by
on 2011-11-27 12:11:00 UTC
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"Today I lost almost all my memory. Last thing I remember is my world crumbling around me, everything going fuzzy and me slammed face first into a gray wall. FML."
"Today I got a new partner. Turns out it was the annoying girl I had crashed into before my latest mission. FFMLF." -
I would love to. by
on 2011-11-27 02:24:00 UTC
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"Today I met my longtime fictional crush for the first time by bashing him over the head with a hardcover. FML."
"Today we were sent on a mission, and I recognized the fanfic as one I used to star in. FML."
"Today I cooked a turkey for Thanksgiving, only to remember that I'm a vampire, so I can't actually eat it. FML."
"Today my partner cooked a turkey for Thanksgiving, only to remember that he can't eat people food. So he gave it to me. MLIA!"
"Today I went an' made two gift baskets, one for me old boss an' one for a bleedin' Duke of Hell. I switched 'em by accident, an' neither beast noticed the bloody difference. FML." -
Oh, I like this idea. by
on 2011-11-27 00:05:00 UTC
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"My partner built a new machine. It turned my hair blue and her into a giant chicken. It took me five hours to finally chase her to Medical. FML."
"My partner's not-cat keeps teleporting into my room, waking me up, and when I act on reflex and throw her off me, she complains to my partner and gets me in trouble. FML." -
Sounds like fun! by
on 2011-11-26 16:58:00 UTC
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I came to the Cafeteria expecting turkey and stuffing. I'm not entirely sure what I got, but it definitely wasn't avian. FML
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Hee :) by
on 2011-11-26 17:10:00 UTC
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"Today, it was my birthday, and Uncle got me the pony I wanted. I ate it too fast, and now I feel sick. FML."
"Today, my son mentioned the monster under his bed. My room-mate tried fix this by letting him sleep with a crowbar. I tried to take it away, and I now have a broken knee. I'm a trained soldier. My son is four years old, and apparently stronger than he looks. FML."
"Today, the guy I like called me Emilie. When I objected, he blamed my red hair, as he's a fan of Emilie Autumn. I'd mind less if not for the fact that he's gay and I'm a boy. FML." -
Re: Hee :) by
on 2011-11-27 11:40:00 UTC
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"Today, my dog humped my fox-fur coat. While I was wearing it. My dog is a Hellpuppy, and the coat caught fire. FML."
"Today, I woke up. Again. FML."
"Today, there was a monster under my bed. Mummy told me there wasn't, and took the crowbar away from me. And she won't tell me what the F stands for. FML, I guess?" -
Re: Hee :) by
on 2011-11-27 20:39:00 UTC
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"Today, I yelled at the DoSAT guy to stop my console beeping when I'm trying to sleep. I probably shouldn't have called him a smeghead. It no longer beeps. Now it plays 2Girls1Cup on continuous loop. FML."
(If you don't know what 2Girls1Cup is, DON'T GOOGLE.) -
Re: Hee :) by
on 2011-11-27 21:04:00 UTC
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"Today, I found out my partner can tell when I'm faking my death flashbacks. Not only did faking one not get me out of going shopping with her, she informed me that during the real ones I 'squeak like a kettle boiling over'. FML."