Subject: How're yeh?
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Posted on: 2011-11-25 19:51:00 UTC
Here, have a conical hat and a muffin.
The conical hat is made of tin foil and duct tape, so it'll keep out the conspiracy theorists and bullets*!
The muffin is oatmeal banana strawberry carrot blueberry raspberry chocolate chip apple cinnamon Lucky Charms.
*conical hat will not actually deflect bullets.