Subject: Because a shrine was ordered...
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Posted on: 2011-11-23 06:53:00 UTC
All hail July, the new god of the PPC! Shirtless Tuesdays and Pantsless Fridays are mandatory!
For you Pathfinder and/or D&D nerds out there, domains are Fire, Chaos, Madness, Knowledge, Community, and Good.
Worship, so says her head shrine maiden, Data Junkie!
(Just so we're clear, the IRC is insane.)
Repent! Return to the true path of the Great Goddess GreyLadyBa--. Hey, chocolate!
*converts to Julyism*
*eats lots of sweets*
*proffers deep bow, reaches over offering box for a long moment*
Hail!
*leaves, with twice as many lovely shiny chocolate wrappers now covering the box**does not speculate on what happens when it is revealed they're all now empty*
...to our new honored Lady of Chaotic Flames!
(Because that is totally what matters here.)
How's a steady supply of truffles, some of them even homemade and interestingly flavored, sound to you? I can provide.
Well this seems pretty odd, its nice to see some more gods. Still I'd like to see how this decision came about.
Truly a new age of peace/chaos is upon us!
(Drops a few Snicker bars and Reese Pieces in the Donation box)
What are domains? I'm so confused.
Although I've only been to the IRC twice, I'm going to agree that it's insane if it produces things like this.
One god of the PPC is not enough. We need a pantheon! More specifically, we need a god to stand against July! I will be that god.
I promote pantslessness every day! Shirts are optional.
Domains: Earth, Chaos, Madness, Trickery, Community, and Evil
Come to the Temple of Phobos. Death for some, fun for all! Donations of booze and salty snacks are always accepted.
You can't have a pantheon of just two. I don't want to oppose anyone, per se, but the people should have options.
Domains: Plant, Knowledge, Community, and Healing (no Law/Order or Good/Evil; I am a neutral deity)
Join the Order of Neshomeh, if you feel like it! We'll drink lots of tea and be really reasonable about things!
~Neshomeh
(P.S. If I don't make it, tell my husband I said . . . hello . . . .)
I have Shirtless Tuesdays and Pantless Thursdays.
Also, powers of smiting, and chocolate for followers.
(Also, you really don't want to take over that temple.)
-Shakes head- You're all megalomaniacs. Thankfully I'm an atheist, so I don't have to believe in you people.
-throws a lotsa empty flier to the air-
But that doesn't mean that we don't believe in you!
*tosses the traditional lightning bolts, dialed down to a safe voltage, at desdendelle *
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Wheeeeee~
No, seriously, dish.