Allo, lost and confused! I'm Tired/Warm!

Hey, I'm lost and confused. :) by Fishpaste on 2011-11-20 15:20:00 UTC Reply

Hello, newcomer here. :) My name's HATI or Fishie or Idiot or Hey, You! or anything at all really. I like HATI best though. :)

I've known about the PPC for ages but this is the first time I managed to find you and now I've got lost on this site. I have no idea where I am or where I should be. I hope this message reaches sentient life somewhere. *g*

You should get yourself a map. by Duothimir on 2011-11-22 23:07:00 UTC Reply

Very handy things, they are.

Welcome to the Board, HATI.
Allo, lost and confused! I'm Tired/Warm! by Tired/Warm on 2011-11-21 06:29:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, HATI! Your message not only reached us here, but is actually floating through the universe at large and has introduced several far-off corners of the universe to beautiful chamber music! Or possibly that was the golden record, but both were quite nice. Hopefully you'll stay here for awhile and we can chat about nothing in particular - I find that actually getting where one should be takes the fun outta life! :P
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-11-21 02:16:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, new friend! Have a neuralyzer! I'll show you how it works. You set the length of time you want forgotten, aim at the eyes, and press this button. Then

Greetings, new friend! Have a neuralyzer! I'll show you how it works. You set the length of time you want forgotten, aim at the eyes, and press this button . . .
Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2011-11-20 21:16:00 UTC Reply

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this special Scrabble set (made out of the finest imaginary materials) as a welcoming gift.

*Happy smile* by Fishpaste on 2011-11-20 21:29:00 UTC Reply

Hello everyone! :) Thanks for the various gifts and greetings, the general insanity is making me feel at home already. Your board is very confusing to navigate, however I have just found your Wiki page which is making everything much simpler. Congrats to the authors of it. :)

The Wiki, as with most Wikis, is a community project. by Rosie Azrael on 2011-11-20 22:47:00 UTC Reply

*realizes that he's just poofed into existence in the middle of a conversation.* Ah.

Oh, hello! I'm Rosie. Here, have a crate of Pidgins. They're Rudimentary Backup Universal Translators (they translate everything into their own special brand of linguistic torture dat souns lyk dey hav a mowf fol ov marbls...), and breed like rabbits. Thankfully they don't eat much, but when you have twenty of them roosting on top of your console, well... Here have another cratefull!

So, watch out for falling punctuation (and do NOT, whatever you do, eat any of it. I know it probably tastes like chocolate and strawberry and licorice and things like that, but trust me, you do NOT want to go down that road. *shudder*), read Da Rules and the Original Series, and consider popping into the Chatroom every once in a while!

Chatroom? by Fishpaste on 2011-11-20 23:02:00 UTC Reply

Hey Rosie, :) Awww, pidgins! I love pidgins! So does my cat though, *pulls evil looking black and white moggie away by the tail*

I've read the Original Series but reading the spinoffs is proving to be difficult, A) I can't find it and B) When I do find it it's out of order and I don't understand it. Is there a list of it all anywhere?

And, chatroom? What chatroom?

:)

Welcome and links by SeaTurtle on 2011-11-20 23:59:00 UTC Reply

All spinoffs are located at the complete list of PPC Fiction:

http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/TheCompleteListofPPC_Fiction
(Behold my embedding skills!)

They can be read in any order. Should terms or technology baffle you, poke around the Wiki for more info!

I do believe that the chatroom is the IRC channel link at the top of this page. Otherwise it can be accessed from the Wiki page under the "Community" tab.

Also, welcome to the PPC! Have a tiny toaster, which makes equally tiny toasts that are perfect for your smaller-than-usual pets!

Hey there! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-11-20 18:51:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Welcome, HATI! by DFModMaster on 2011-11-20 18:25:00 UTC Reply

I'm returning to sentience after a long bout of cryogenic stasis. So, count that as you will.

Here, take this chrome spork. And some scrapings from the fluid that spilled out of my stasis tank.
Re: Hey, I'm lost and confused. :) by Antigone68104 on 2011-11-20 16:51:00 UTC Reply

The way things have been going in RL lately, I don't know if I qualify as sentient :) . But have some fudge anyway!