Subject: *Reads first few chapters*
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Posted on: 2011-11-14 22:12:00 UTC
What kind of author tells you what's going to happen in the first paragraph?! Somebody rip this thing to shreds before my brain explodes!
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More badfic by
on 2011-11-13 01:34:00 UTC
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- Counting the days by Daria234 reviews - NSFW!
CRACK crossover. Count von Count's tumultuous relationship with Edward from Twilight. Based on an Emily Dickinson poem. Appearance by foul-mouthed Elmo. Rated M for sex and language. Total CRACK w/ Vamp!slash - don't read if you don't like!
Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-3-09 - Complete
My comment: You messed with the Count. You get to meet this here cat now. Wanna count the tails?
2. Senator in the Fireplace » by Derek Metaltron reviews
The Doctor, Rose and Mickey find themselves on a Confederate Spacestation where time-travelling droids are determined to kill a child in the past! But who is Padme Amadala, and what will she mean to the Doctor? AU Doctor Who/Star Wars Crossover, 2 of 4.
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 8-29-09 - Padmé Amidala & 10th Doctor
My comment: Grand Moff Stephen did it better, with Mme. de Pompadour.
3. Starwars the lost chapters of Jack Dartkstar by Max hellsing
This takes place after the Empire. Evil lurks in the far reaches of space the new sith lord "Cry-rose" has evil up his sleeves...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Published: 4-16-11 - Jar Jar B.
My comment: What the kriff? It makes zero sense, and it lists a character who doesn't appear!!!!! Yes, I know, five exclamation points.
- Counting the days by Daria234 reviews - NSFW!
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I have one as well by
on 2011-11-13 12:29:00 UTC
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I added it to the unclaimed list yesterday, but of course it should also go here. Anyway, here goes:
"Bella goes to Middle Earth"
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6008558/1/BellagoestoMiddleEarth
Summary: Bella gets sent to her rightful home Middle Earth where she is an elf. The Cullen's soon follow to help her. Set after Edward leaves her in new moon. Read as they join the fellowship and save the world. Bella falls for Legolas her true mate. Mature.
My comment: Exactly what it says on the label. Bring bleeprin for when Elrond says his immortal line: "17 companions… So be it!" -
Made it five chapters in ... by
on 2011-11-16 16:35:00 UTC
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... and I almost wish I knew Twilight canon so I could go after this one.
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Code Seventeen?! Wow ... by
on 2011-11-15 21:52:00 UTC
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Only one I've seen with more additions to the Fellowship was the Code Eighteen in the Original Series - anyone seen any more?
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I'll loan Agent Stoneship to whoever takes this... by
on 2011-11-15 16:36:00 UTC
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...if said boarder accepts. She's certainly strong enough to take the faux Cullens on, if I recall Q Who correctly.
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*Reads first few chapters* by
on 2011-11-14 22:15:00 UTC
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asjdgnisjndjELROND IS NOT A KING.
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*Reads first few chapters* by
on 2011-11-14 22:12:00 UTC
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What kind of author tells you what's going to happen in the first paragraph?! Somebody rip this thing to shreds before my brain explodes!
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Well... by
on 2011-11-16 00:18:00 UTC
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I've seen that sort of thing done well. In the season one finale of Dollhouse, for instance, you find out exactly what's going to happen by the end of season two. And then you spend season two on tenterhooks, hoping against hope that it was just a bad dream or something.
I won't say what actually happens. Dollhouse is a great show, and I'd recommend watching it to find out. {= )
Go easy on author-directed comments, okay? Say what you want about the writing, but we're really trying to get away from making fun of real people.
~Neshomeh -
Also... by
on 2011-11-16 00:47:00 UTC
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That is how I started my novel last NaNoWriMo. It started out with the main character hanging, from a ledge, over a pit of lava. I then went back to well before that and was building up to the answer to "how did he end up in that situation?" As with most story hooks, it can be done well or it can be done poorly.
If it is done well, it can create tension and keep the audience interested.
If it is done poorly, it can destroy tension and leave the audience bored. -
Great Scott! by
on 2011-11-14 19:03:00 UTC
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Bella falls into Middle Earth, suddenly starts speaking Elvish, and falls in love with LEGOLAS?
This is madness! -
Re: I have one as well by
on 2011-11-14 18:41:00 UTC
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So, why the udûn would Elrond permit anyone who claimed to be of Thuringwethil's ilk INTO IMLADRIS, let alone the Council, LET ALONE the ...ING FELLOWSHIP... grawble var drivvith...
Error: This brain has attempted to apply logic to a Suefic. Restarting now to prevent lasting damage.
*a minute later*
All better now. Kill this fic with Thuringwethil! -
Re: I have one as well by
on 2011-11-13 13:21:00 UTC
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Who is this Legolas-her-true-mate? What did commas ever do to this author?!
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Sense. This makes none. by
on 2011-11-13 12:06:00 UTC
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I'll take #3 if nobody else wants it. I mean... what?