Well. Fandoms never cease to amaze me. The sheer ridiculousness is astounding.

Unless anyone else wants it, I'm hereby claiming the second one to spork.

I think the HP/MLP is just silly and riddled with plotholes, but the Firenze one? Absolute proof that some fans find ANYTHING good.

Charge for bad biology. Horses' genitalia are NOT right below their chests.

I don't know about the second one, but the first one? Oh, I can see sporkable material in there. Seriously, can an author work any harder to remove any charm from the fic with fourth-wall breaking humor that's obnoxious, painfully unfunny, and that REALLY messes up the story's pacing? Also, it has a potential SI Sue in there, so... Yeah.