Subject: Ye gods, these?
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Posted on: 2011-11-04 11:58:00 UTC
I've read those stories, I never thought anyone would try to actually MST them! You did a good job though.
Subject: Ye gods, these?
Author:
Posted on: 2011-11-04 11:58:00 UTC
I've read those stories, I never thought anyone would try to actually MST them! You did a good job though.
Got bored, wrote this. It's not in the least worksafe and contains a lot of swearing and bad sex. Hope it's OK.
http://astra-aurora.livejournal.com/29337.html
I had to stop and continue reading later. I was laughing to hard and afraid my roommates would ask questions.
This is so freaking funny.
Glad to see you liked it. :)
/Why/? And why doesn't it stop there?
...But at least there was lube, I guess. Small consolation.
Honestly, I do not have a clue. And yeah, the lube is a small consolation. Miniscule, really.
I've read those stories, I never thought anyone would try to actually MST them! You did a good job though.
Heh, thanks. I've been working my way through them, though I'm not done yet.
The mental images. Help.
That stuff's... wow. *twitch*
Yeah, even for these stories, this is bad. It's the 'glistening like a grandmother' line that always gets me laughing.
*hands over some brain bleach*