Hi, hello, and greetings! Have a Holy Hand Grenade-but don't use it near a rabbit!


And I wholeheartedly agree: Pinkie Pie is awesomesauce.

Here, have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but spambots and those pesky author wraiths, too. Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.

Also, Fluttershy is best pony.

Have your official two cents. Feel free to stick thee in the thread(s) of your choice.

Welcome to the madhouse that is the PPC! As a welcoming gift I traditionally offer a collection of things with points, they include, but are not limited to: Sharp stones, Arrows, Directions and Toothpicks.

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this recipe for Parasprite En Croute as a welcoming present.

Also, I don't know if it's your spell-check or my screen that's malfuctioning, but I see 'Pinkie Pie' where Rarity's name should obviously be. :P

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay!

And sorry, dear, Ima have to disagree with you there. Everyone knows that finding a best pony is hard, and they know that it's a three-way tie between Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy. ;)

Here, have some three-part Britten for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgVpjv7ebeA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O06a7sspY3c&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d55wp3F_yQ8&feature=related

Hi! Welcome to the PPC.

Here are a few handy links that will answer most of your questions, if you have any: an FAQ about the Board, a general Newbie FAQ, and finally, a Guide to the PPC. If you have any that aren't addressed, my email's visible with clicking my name. ^_^

Don't forget to read TOS, and the spinoffs, too.

Also, while everyone here are fans of something or other, obsessive 24/7 fanboying and fangirling does get annoying. Please keep that down to a minimum, because it's not respectful when it's constantly done or when not everyone shares the same interests.

'Ere, 'ave this conical hat and a croissant!

The conical hat is made from tin foil and duct tape, so it'll keep out the conspiracy theorists and be pretty much indestructible!

The croissant has got chocolate in it!

Yay for new people! Have an Official Hipster Scarf as a welcome present (oh, sorry, you probably haven't heard of that ;) )

Welcome, and have a cookie.

Welcome to the madhouse!

Here, have a cupcake! Don't ask me about the use-by date, I found them in a box marked 'not to be opened until 1963', but they looked OK so I thought hey, why not share!

P.S. I think you'll find that Twilight Sparkle is best pony.

Welcome, new friend! Have a cutie mark!

Have a folding car. It becomes a rather-heavy-and-prone-to-unfolding-randomly case when not in use. Don't put it nar fragile things.

About MLP, here every fandom is respected. Even Twilight... I think. Well, a show about ponies and "friendship is magic" is sure better than one about a sparkly vampire.

Wait, friendship... Befriending... STARLIGHT BREAKER!

*blasts the whole board with a Wave Motion Gun level beam*

Why are you staring at me that way? Nanoha said that this is the way to make friends!

Have a cookie in the shape of a pony!

Hey, Welcome aboard. Here, enjoy a fresh pot of coffee.

"P.s. Pinkie Pie is best pony"

Silly newcomer, that's not how you spell Rainbow Dash.

Welcome to the herd PPC. Have a set of polyhedral random-number generators. Use them wisely.

p.s. Everyone knows that Derpy Hooves is the best pony

Hi, have some fudge!

Have no fears, new person! Most of us here at the PPC are bronies as well. Those of us that aren't will be eventually, because no one can resist the herd.

I gift you with a plushie Luna and a sock full of rocks. I'm sure you'll find some use for them.

P.s. Nu, Rainbow Dash is best pony.