Subject: Hello...
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Posted on: 2011-10-13 20:38:00 UTC
Hey. I'm all new and shiny here, but I'm sure that'll go away fast. For those interested, I found you guys through TvTropes, the Wonder Wiki! Okay, I don't know what more to say.
Please leave your sanity at the door and pick up your free[1] crate of Bleepka!
[1] Offer void ... loads of places. Can't remember where, though.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, won't you?
Here, have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and even whisks eggs! It's also pretty useful for getting rid of author wraiths and those pesky spambots. Use it for good and not (much) evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
Well met, newbie! Please enjoy this toy train set as a welcoming gift.
Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous invertebrates. Don't worry; they don't bite!
Wow. The gifts just keep flowing. I don't know what to say. I'm deeply touched by all this. Especially you, venomous invertebrates. I couldn't have done it without you.
Hello! Have some fudge!
A scarf, fudge... no bacon, but that's easily remedied with the aid of a hot skillet and a pig. Would anybody like to relieve themselves of a pig?
You can have my pigs. They keep spawning in my castle and they're making getting into my vault quite difficult.
Just watch out for the horde of creepers that likes to cluster around the front gate.
WElcome to the mad house! (Mad as in crazy, I don't think it's angry with anyone right now.)
Here is a bag containing an assortment of things with points. They include, but are not limited to: caltrops, staples, staple guns and person polish.
*pokes the the shiny newbie* Ooohhh!
Ahem ...
Welcome! If you are looking for things to say, listing your fandoms are always welcomed. Or to put it in another way, what do you like to read/write/play?
Well, I'm a fan of many things. Ehh, I'll try to boil 'em down to their constituency.
Let's see. I like Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Lord of the Rings (Though I prefer The Hobbit to anything else by Tolkien), Firefly, ANYTHING by Terry Pratchett, and, really, if it's well done and feels good to read/watch, I'll consider myself a fan.
Oh, and Doctor Who. Do not criticize David Tennant or Amy Pond. There will be pain.
We love shiny new people here! Have a hipster scarf as a welcome present!
What, no welcome bacon? I have to make do with a scarf instead?
... before the minis ate it all. You do not want to fight with a mini-Balrog over its bacon.