... at least, when compared to what we usually spork, so I don't think it's mission-worthy, but the cheesy (aheh, mice, cheese, geddit? Oh, nevermind) dialogue and clumsy description left so many obvious joke openings that I couldn't pass up riffing it. Plus I love any opportunity to have vermin characters be snarky. And a lot of porn would probably be improved by a sprinkling of zombie jokes, don't you think?

Seriously, Mr Jacques was in the navy, he can't have been that naive, right?

As for the stoats, I always had a soft spot for 'em, but for some reason it's more fun to make them hate the PPC's avatar of me than it would be to make them like her. Wonder why ...