How the hell did YOU get a console?

Subject: How the hell did YOU get a console?
Author: Agent Gurgan
Posted on: 2011-09-30 05:06:00 UTC

To: Derwin AKA that headache I have to deal with [derwin.console453234a45367av4453.rc5^7.DMS]
From: Gurgan AKA one very annoyed ghoul [gurgan.console45932134a341567av34127.rc^7.DMS]

How the hell did YOU get a console, rookie? If I've told you ONCE, I've told you a THOUSAND times not to touch anything computerized until you've had your pills! LISTEN TO ME, DAMMIT!

By the way, who the hell is that singing? It doesn't sound that bad, actually.

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Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Phoenix Socorro on 2011-09-30 03:23:00 UTC Reply

To: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
From: Phoenix Socorro [prelief.console559481a341vg19542.rc1963.DIA]
Subject: Thought you’d find this funny.

Monitoring station from Corridor “Frank Baum” (fb7D9) picked this up earlier this morning (0942.09.29.2011HST). We’re still trying to ID the subject.

-'Nix

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Torini the Walrus Lord on 2011-09-30 04:57:00 UTC Reply

To: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
From: Torini the Walrus Lord [derwin.console453234a45367av4453.rc5^7.DMS]
Subject: PUDDING!

The squirrels got all gnirxy. Beware the chizzblangs and swausages. I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout.

How the hell did YOU get a console? by Agent Gurgan on 2011-09-30 05:06:00 UTC Reply

To: Derwin AKA that headache I have to deal with [derwin.console453234a45367av4453.rc5^7.DMS]
From: Gurgan AKA one very annoyed ghoul [gurgan.console45932134a341567av34127.rc^7.DMS]

How the hell did YOU get a console, rookie? If I've told you ONCE, I've told you a THOUSAND times not to touch anything computerized until you've had your pills! LISTEN TO ME, DAMMIT!

By the way, who the hell is that singing? It doesn't sound that bad, actually.

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Sandra Lara on 2011-09-30 03:26:00 UTC Reply

To: Phoenix Socorro [prelief.console559481a341vg19542.rc1963.DIA]
From: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

Ahaha. What the hell? You nearly got me caught; I just about fell over laughing from this. Figure out what it is yet?

-Sandra

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Phoenix Socorro on 2011-09-30 03:29:00 UTC Reply

To: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
From: Phoenix Socorro [prelief.console559481a341vg19542.rc1963.DIA]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

Where are you? I thought you were in HQ?

-'Nix

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Sandra Lara on 2011-09-30 03:31:00 UTC Reply

To: Phoenix Socorro [prelief.console559481a341vg19542.rc1963.DIA]
From: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

I’m inspecting a Sons of Anarchy fic. The OFC runs a net cafe. Free wifi and drinks on the PPC tab? Oh yes. I’m forwarding that mp3, it’s too funny not to share.

-Sandra

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Denny Robbs on 2011-09-30 22:33:00 UTC Reply

To: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
From: Denny Robbs [drobbs.console9126413a05.rc20.DO]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

This is so getting shared. Maybe the T&A guys will get a kick out of this long enough for us to repair the cracks they're putting in their closest load bearing wall.

-Denny
Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by doctorlit on 2011-09-30 05:01:00 UTC Reply

To: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
From: Vania Tolluk [vtolluk.console151251po386493ke649111.rc251.DF]
Subject: Re: Thought you’d find this funny.

Hey! You found a good singer there! The PPC totally needs a choir...We can perform in the cafeteria! It’ll distract folks from the food.
Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Florestan on 2011-09-30 04:27:00 UTC Reply

To: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
From: Florestan [florestan.console185644cw181010jb44652.rc1810.DIC]
Subject: Re:Thought you'd find this funny.

What the hell is this? Why is this lady climbing up a quarter tone every time she hiccups? What travesty against singing is that? I mean, it's like there's someth

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Eusabius on 2011-09-30 04:28:00 UTC Reply

To: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
From: Eusabius [eusabius.console185644cw181010jb44652.rc1810.DIC]
Subject: Re:Thought you'd find this funny.

I apologize for the rude behavior of my partner. It seems he was quite upset by the video.

Personally, I think it is quite amusing.

-Eusabius

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Barid on 2011-09-30 04:06:00 UTC Reply

To: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
From: Barid [datroll.console773945eb097374bt19873.rc1986.APD]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

Dat was da funniest ting I eva heard! I gotta send dis to da guys.

-Barid

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Supernumerary on 2011-09-30 04:16:00 UTC Reply

To: Barid [datroll.console773945eb097374bt19873.rc1986.APD]
From: Supernumerary [74666.console349376sn2066720bc102875.rc999.DIC]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

What did I do to deserve this? Stop sending me these god damned chain letters, Barid. Also, typing the accent is just stupid.

—Supernumerary

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Barid on 2011-09-30 04:26:00 UTC Reply

To: Supernumerary [74666.console349376sn2066720bc102875.rc999.DIC]
From: Barid [datroll.console773945eb097374bt19873.rc1986.APD]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

I don' type in no accent. I type da whole ting in Troll an den run it tru da Multiverse Translator on da console. If ya got a problem wit dat, take it up wit da guys in DOSAT.

-Barid

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Stop talking to me. by Agent Supernumerary on 2011-09-30 04:35:00 UTC Reply

To: Barid [datroll.console773945eb097374bt19873.rc1986.APD]
From: Supernumerary [74666.console349376sn2066720bc102875.rc999.DIC]
Subject: Stop talking to me.

I don't like you. What possessed you to send the same wretched file again? I don't want it. Why do you even have my contact information?

—Supernumerary

Apologies by Agent Brightbeard on 2011-09-30 04:43:00 UTC Reply

To: Supernumerary [74666.console349376sn2066720bc102875.rc999.DIC]
From: Brightbeard [ebrightbeard.console773945eb097374bt19873.rc1986.APD]
Subject: Apologies

My partner has had his console privileges taken away. I attached some good Dwarven music to make up for his lack of class.

-Brightbeard

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Real apologies by Agent Brightbeard on 2011-09-30 04:47:00 UTC Reply

To: Supernumerary [74666.console349376sn2066720bc102875.rc999.DIC]
From: Brightbeard [ebrightbeard.console773945eb097374bt19873.rc1986.APD]
Subject: Real apologies

Agent Supernumerary, I apologize profusely for my partner. I don't know how he got my password, but I can assure you that this will not happen again.

Sincerely,
-Eamon Brightbeard, Knight of the Silver Hand

Re: Real apologies by Agent Supernumerary on 2011-09-30 04:53:00 UTC Reply

To: Brightbeard [ebrightbeard.console773945eb097374bt19873.rc1986.APD]
From: Supernumerary [74666.console349376sn2066720bc102875.rc999.DIC]
Subject: Re: Real apologies

Oh, good. I was just about to tell you to go soak your head. You can pass the word along to him instead.

—Supernumerary

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Phoenix Socorro on 2011-09-30 03:34:00 UTC Reply

To: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
From: Phoenix Socorro [prelief.console559481a341vg19542.rc1963.DIA]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

Go for it, lucky. Anyways, ID’d the singer. Agent July Flame from the Department of Floaters. Apparently she was on her way to Medical because of - can you guess?- hiccups.

-'Nix

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Sandra Lara on 2011-09-30 03:36:00 UTC Reply

To: Phoenix Socorro [prelief.console559481a341vg19542.rc1963.DIA]
From: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

And here I was hoping it was a Sue with hiccups.

-Sandra

Re:Thought youÂ’d find this funny. by Sub Rosa on 2011-09-30 03:39:00 UTC Reply

To: Phoenix Socorro [prelief.console559481a341vg19542.rc1963.DIA], Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI], Tiger Lily [tlliliumcolumbianum.console515.DIA]
From: Sub Rosa [srrosagallica.console127.DOI]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

Return to work.

-Sub Rosa

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Sandra Lara on 2011-09-30 03:41:00 UTC Reply

To: Phoenix Socorro [prelief.console559481a341vg19542.rc1963.DIA] Tiger Lily [tlliliumcolumbianum.console515.DIA], Sub Rosa [srrosagallica.console127.DOI]
From: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

Yes ma’am.

-Agent Lara

Re: Thought you'd find this funny. by Agent Phoenix Socorro on 2011-09-30 03:42:00 UTC Reply

To: Sandra Lara [smlara.console145890as890903av89988.rc454.DOI], Tiger Lily [tlliliumcolumbianum.console515.DIA], Sub Rosa [srrosagallica.console127.DOI]
From:Phoenix Socorro [prelief.console559481a341vg19542.rc1963.DIA]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

What she said.

-Agent Socorro

Re:Thought youÂ’d find this funny. by Tiger Lily on 2011-09-30 03:40:00 UTC Reply

To: Sub Rosa [srrosagallica.console127.DOI]
From: Tiger Lily [tlliliumcolumbianum.console515.DIA]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

Perhaps we should consider a talent show.

-Tiger Lily

Re:Thought youÂ’d find this funny. by Sub Rosa on 2011-09-30 03:43:00 UTC Reply

To: Tiger Lily [tlliliumcolumbianum.console515.DIA]
From: Sub Rosa [srrosagallica.console127.DOI]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

A comedy hour would probably be less fraught with failure.

-Sub Rosa.

Re:Thought youÂ’d find this funny. by Tiger Lily on 2011-09-30 03:45:00 UTC Reply

To: Sub Rosa [srrosagallica.console127.DOI]
From: Tiger Lily [tlliliumcolumbianum.console515.DIA]
Subject: Re:Thought you’d find this funny.

That wouldn’t be quite as entertaining.

-Tiger Lily