Nice to meet 'cha Rothy! I'll be looking forward to your future posts! And if you ever need any help making up Agents, you can ask /me/ . :)

Hi, have some fudge!

Have some Bleepka and your two cents.

Hai there!

Welcome to our little corner of madness! Have a slightly sentient toaster. You can toast just about anything with it! Except bread. Don't use it to toast bread. Trust me.

Welcome to the club-have a Holy Hand Grenade! (not to be used in the presence of Rabbits.)

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

Badfic finders are an important and valued part of the PPC. It will be much appreciated if you either post your findings in an existing badfic-thread on the front page or bundle them up in one thread rather than make several threads. That way, they don't push other post off the front-page.
Have a thought balloon and a slice of devil's food cake as welcomming gifts! ^^

Now kneel before me in worship. Oh, and have a free flower pot. Good for a hat in a pinch, but you should probably dump the plant out first.

We love new people! Come in, come in!

Here, have some Mahler for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSI3EaRTKkw&feature=related

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this internet flame-resistant coat as a welcoming present.

Nice to meet you! Have some Official PPC-Issue Fudge!

Here, have a conical hat and a muffin!

The hat is made out of tin foil, so it'll keep the conspiracy theorists out.

The muffin is a zucchini muffin.

Good to meet you. Don't worry, writing PPC stories is not required for you to be a PPCer. Just hang around and have fun with us. ^^

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. They're fun to play with and very good distractions.

Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the bag of venomous invertebrates. Don't worry; they don't bite!

Welcome to the PPC! We have a wiki we'd like you to through through; there are some important articles on there, like the one on permission, and this FAQ which is directed at newbies like yourself, which'll answer a lot of your questions.

If you're interested in chatting on a one to one basis to ask any questions or thoughts or just to ramble and get to know someone here, my IM information is the following: fairladypsyche for AIM and YIM, fairladypsyche AT hotmail.com for MSN, and my email should be visible by clicking on my name. Feel free to contact me; I'm usually around.

So again, welcome around, and here's a starting question:

What do you like reading?

Welcome to the PPC! We have a permission, and this FAQ which is directed at newbies like yourself, which'll answer a lot of your questions.

If you're interested in chatting on a one to one basis to ask any questions or thoughts or just to ramble and get to know someone here, my IM information is the following: fairladypsyche for AIM and YIM, fairladypsyche AT hotmail.com for MSN, and my email should be visible by clicking on my name.

So again, welcome around, and here's a starting question:

What do you like reading?