Good job, surviving life for an entire 23 years.


Have some chocolate?

I wasn't on yesterday - sorry! Have some cake anyway! It's made from fresh, organic ingredients, including:

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.

Here's a link to my favourite birthday song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXO_5e8oO0

Happy Birthday! ^_^

(That's better!)

*running in late, having just seen this*

Have a sack of pebbles, your very own customised sling, and a basket of Bleeprin-berries!

And may all your birthdays be good. *nod*

Here, have a tray of cupcakes!

Any one want to go laser tagging?

Happy twenty second birthday! :)

Oh my God, you turned twenty two the same day I moved into my college dorm! Awesome! High-fives all around!

I'm twenty-two! Right?!

Well, no. I'm not. Which means the answer must be....YOU!

Happy happy birthday, from all of us to you!
We wish it was our birthday so we could party too!
Happy happy birthday, may all your dreams come true!
Happy happy birthday, from all of us to you!

SO: Yes yes, congratulations, now GET BACK TO WORK.

You live in a zoo!
You look like monkey,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND,
You smell like one too! ;)

Happy birthday indeed!

I love a party! Drinks all around!

Now where has the rum gone?

(obvious fandom hints are one me)

Ah! *Picks up a bottle of local, HFCS-free soda.

Not exactly rum, I know, but all that stuff tastes like jet-fuel to me. And there's enough for everyone!

Here, have an enchanted knife that only cuts what you want it to. No more worrying about slipping and poking yourself! And here's a Shiny Thing, too!

I don't have any cake-cooking skills, so I bought you a funnel cake instead. It has a metric ton of powdered sugar on top, so enjoy!

Whoo hoo! *blows into party squeaker* Here's a reinforced leather duster as a birthday present.

Have some conga rats!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Here, have a Triple Chocolate Birthday Cupcake- chocolate icing on a chocolate cupcake with chocolate chips on top!

And it's not made of lies.

*hands over a wrapped present and puts on a party hat*