Subject: Newb
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Posted on: 2011-09-12 01:26:00 UTC
Hi! I found this site when I was lurking around in a forum. I've read a few sporkings and I really like how the badfic's writing makes for bizzare things to happen; I'm hoping to write these kind of things in the future.
Anyway, my fandoms are Sonic the hedgehog, Super Mario, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, and some others.
Thank you for the warm welcomes!
Welcome, Ozzie! Have some edible ball bearings - Earth is the only planet that's got them, you know!
Hi! Have a holy hand grenade! (Warning: Do not use on rabbits)
Have some Bleepka, and your two cents!
Here, have a piece of cake! It's chocolate. :)
We love new people! Welcome!
Here, have some Shostakovich for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZbJOE9zNjw
Welcome, new friend! Have a werewolf scratching post!
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Have some soda water and babycakes!
Welcome to the mad house! (Seriously, I've come to the conclusion that the HQ building itself is crazy.)
Have an assortment of pointy things including, but not limited to: Pencils, spears, roofs and explanations.
Welcome to our crazy metafictional world!
I *think* I used that word right...
Anyway, have some NM&NMs! Chocolate-coated Bleeprin, what more can you want?
Welcome to the Board! Here's some Bleeprin - you'll need it!
Hi, have some fudge!