Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this super-sized sugar cookie as a welcoming present.

Hello, one with an awesome name! Welcome, and have a Holy Hand Grenade (Do not use against rabbits)

Howdy and welcome to the community.

Hi, have some fudge!

Welcome to the Board! here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay! And don't worry, we don't bite... much.

Allow my to present you with your two cents and a bottle of Bleepka. Also, have some Foobar Cola (it's on sale this week).

We love new guys! Come on in!

Here, have some Bartok for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6R4uw-Bapc

Have a tisket and a tasket and some Sangria (can be exchanged for a non-alcoholic beverage in case you don't drink).

And X-files, eh? Been a while since I saw the series last, but I would love to see a mission done in that continuum. ^^

Here, have some paste and a large handwoven net.

Welcome, new friend! Have a remote-controlled bird cage! You'll have to supply the bird yourself... >.>

Greetings, new one!

Have a box of Generic Brand noodles and a bottle of brain bleach.