Subject: *Twitch*
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Posted on: 2011-09-02 12:57:00 UTC
what is this i don't even...
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Another H/Hr badfic *groans pitifully* by
on 2011-09-01 20:29:00 UTC
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Why us? Why do these cretins, in the midst of trying to fulfill our deepest wishes, keep giving us H/Hr pottershippers such a bad name.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5172794/1/Roses_Visit
The formatting is bad enough, the Weasley-bashing is atrocious, what they've done to Ron is unforgivable... and they've turned Rose Weasley-in-name-only into a horrendous angst-Sue.
I've had plot-bunnies similar to this before... but they always involved Ron as a nice guy, knowing he was trapped in an unworkable marriage and agreeing to act as a cover for my own OTP as they had a torrid affair and a parallel family while, and at the same time, enjoying a fling... or two.. or three.. of his own.
And Rose, knowing her parentage, would seek his help first in any time-travel scenario.
But this... burn it!
*Begins going Davy Jones*
Now go, ALL of you! And take that INFERNAL thing with you! I WILL NOT HAVE IT ON MY 'SHIP! -
Lookie here, another badfic by
on 2011-09-05 17:31:00 UTC
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This one here is a Fallout/Dragon Age crossover called The Knight of the Wastes. Here's the quote from the Unclaimed Badfic page on the wiki:
Canon disruptions? Check. Improper use of spelling and grammar? Check. Misuse of magic? Check. A poorly-written F!Lone Wanderer/Alistair? Yep! Thankfully, it's about two chapters long, but watch out for paragraphs that are about half a page long. -
Thank you, but... by
on 2011-09-05 22:50:00 UTC
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A few things.
First, provide a link.
Second, it would be best if you made your own topic to report it.
Otherwise, not bad for a first scouting trip. -
What. . . by
on 2011-09-03 04:34:00 UTC
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is this, I don't even. . .
Why?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Why is Rose traveling back at 143? Why does she swear so much? Why,as Hermione's daughter, would she have such horrible grammar?
WHY? WHY? WHY?
Imma gonna go into my sad corner now. -
*Twitch* by
on 2011-09-02 12:57:00 UTC
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what is this i don't even...
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what is this I don't even (nm) by
on 2011-09-02 01:05:00 UTC
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*slaps poster thrice in a comical manner* by
on 2011-09-02 02:14:00 UTC
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Snap out of it, Man!
Just take the bleeprin and you'll be fine.
Luckily there's enough H/Hr goodfic (or, at least, good-enough-fic) for me to block this out. -
Re:H/Hr by
on 2011-09-01 23:58:00 UTC
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Because some don't like it when Harry is hooked up with Ginny. Others are either stupid or just doesn't know how to write a good story, SPaG or other stuff.
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That's me by
on 2011-09-02 00:04:00 UTC
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Yes to the first, no to the second and, if anyone asks, both myself and my agent are extremely petty on the subject.
But this would be inexcusable in any pairing, fanon, canon or just plain normal situation. -
What? ...WHAT? by
on 2011-09-01 23:18:00 UTC
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I agree, this needs to die. I mean, the grammar is atrocious-if you're going to do paragraphs in the middle of a monologue for the ENTIRE CHAPTER, do it right!-and there was all that crap about Snape...urgh. That's it, I'd like to claim it.
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But... by
on 2011-09-01 23:23:00 UTC
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... you don't have Permission yet. You have to wait a little and post your Permission request first before you can go and claim badfics for a mission ^^;
I mean, you haven't even been here for a week, sorry. -
Re: But... by
on 2011-09-01 23:31:00 UTC
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Nope, I can still claim it with "Permission pending."