Here are some bags of punctuation (commas, periods, and apostrophes). You may need them in your sporking adventures!

Would you prefer cookies or toffee-chocolate bars?

Welcome to the board. Hope you have a good time.

Have some Glistening Oil.

In the name of the God-Emperor of the Imperium of Man...

(Kneels)

I welcome you to the Board.

Always good to see a new face. Please make sure to check out our wiki, and feel free to poke around and ask lots of questions; we like that.

:)

Have some Bleepka and your two cents.

Hi, have some fudge!

We love getting new people! =D

Here, have some three-part Mahler for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt1q2Z1s5p8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UuRV3Yrrg0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTlaxjDwtns&feature=related

Welcome, new friend! Have a future kangaroo!

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, won't you?

Have a large box and some pine tar!

Hey there! Have a turret. I stole it from GlaDOS. It's different.