Bonjour! Hello and Welcome to the PPC fellow Newbie! I think if you're going to join us here you may want some nice warm Poutine from here up North with Bleepka-laced gravy! Happy to have you here with us!

Nice to have you! :D Have some goat milk! You can never have too much goat milk. *chucks goat milk at you*

Hi! Huanying guanling! (that never gets old. Note: regular mandarin Chinese, not fangirl Japanese)
Here is a Luggage, who will eat all your enemies! Made out of sapient pearwood, this is the best baggage ever!
(Note: the Luggage is from the discworld)

Warning: The Luggage, at first might eat- bad Luggage! no eating Feli- "Urinating dog" Don't eat me!!!

Such a warm welcome! And so many gifts o_o I'll need an extra Bag of Holding soon.

Thanks, everyone for the greets of awesome. Thankfully I've been able to lift my exile to the Couch of Shame, with judicious Ben & Jerry's bribery, so I can post in comfort :P

ShatteredSanity, you were half right - the name's Latin, but mostly from the given genus for domestic cats. I'm one of those 'Furry' creatures who pop up from time to time. But a relatively normal one. I've left firm instructions to all my friends to shoot me as soon as I develop into some sort of twisted hybrid with an impossibly contrived name and strange fetishes.

I wish I could say my voice acting was up for people to laugh at, but the radio plays are still in editing. I can share audio files for my games reviews of dubious quality though.
www.blackcatmedia.ucoz.com/review
(If doctorlit asked for examples, it doesn't count a shameless self-advertising. Right?)

Here, have a gameboy color. You can play it to entertain yourself while on the Couch of Shame. It comes with pokemon yellow, but be careful, it's likely to explode.

Have some Bleepka, and your two cents!

Here's an impossibly difficult piano piece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F7GNQAO4T4

Another aspiring voice actor! Welcome welcome welcome!

Have a Holy Hand Grenade (not to be used against lagomorphs of any kind. ALWAYS count to three before use-four is too much, and five is right out)

Welcome, new friend I technically met last night! Have an accordion cat!

Voice acting, eh? Anywhere we can hear your work?

Good to see new faces around here. Have some Glistening Oil.

Hello!
Felis is diverged from Felix right? Meaning luck?
Anyways, nice to meet you.

Hi, have some fudge!

It's great to have new guys around here!

Here, have some Shostakovich for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPlBykom2CQ

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

And don't worry. We don't bite... much.

Have some shoots and leaves!

Have some cookies, a bone, a shape-shifting dog and a bunch of raptors. You'll know what to do.

Nice to have a fellow reviewer here (in my case a former one, but eh, details), and I hope you show up in the IRC more often - I think I missed you there!

Keep having fun here and shine on, you crazy diamond o/