Willkommen an Bord! (Welcome on board in German)
Huan ying guang lin! (Chinese, used to welcome somebody to their store. I don't know any other way to say welcome)

Here is a army of six thousand Charmanders! Burn all your enemies with an army the size of a Roman legion! After your enemies are on fire, you can kick them off a very high building!

P.S. I do not play Pokemon. I just researched a bit.

Glad to have you on board. Have some Glistening Oil, that all may be one.

Hi and greetings!

Have a holy hand grenade! (Warning: Do not use near rabbits or any other kind of lagomorph)

Welcome to the PPC, I hope you enjoy your time here. Glad to see another pokemon nerd! We could always use more. :D

Here, have some Bleepka! You can never have too much Bleepka.

Well met, Albatross! I heard about you on the IRC earlier! Another Castlevania fan, that's dandy! Have this handy whip that plays Vampire Killer when cracked, and some lovely pudding!

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy these noise-dampening headphones as a welcoming present.

New people are always awesome!

Here, have some Stravinsky for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTGoqle4m34

Have a pair of socks, useful for when you need a clean pair or when you need to make an improvised weapon.

Welcome! ^_^

Have a towel and a spork. You never want to go anywhere without your towel, and a spork comes in handy for those really, really awful fanfics.

Enjoy the madness!

Enjoy this Applied Phlebotinum!

Have some Mary Sue candy!

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Of your favourite fandoms, I only really know anything about Pokemon, and that's only really a couple of the games and fragments of the early bits of the anime.

Still, it's all good. :)

Hi, have some fudge!

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Thanks for the warm welcome! And the Wingull Egg! And the Bleepka! And the Conical Hat and Cheese Tea Biscuit! And my favourite Final Fantasy Game? I think it would be Final Fantasy IV and Tactics Advance 2.

Hey man! You get a tea biscuit and a conical hat!

The tea biscuit is cheese. The conical hat is made of tin foil and duct tape. It's indestructable AND impervious to water!

Welcome, new friend! Have a Wingull egg!

Oooh, you like Final Fantasy too? What's your favorite FF?
Also, have a few crates of Bleepka! You will need it, trust me. :D