Hi there. I've been lurking for a few months and posting once in a while, and I am now requesting permission to begin sporking things.

My two agents are Ray Chell and Connor. I wish to place them in the Department of Mary Sues.

Ray Chell is a human female and escaped author avatar of about twenty years of age. She has some experience observing Sues from a safe distance but has never engaged a Sue before, preferring to quietly pass her reports along to other agents instead.

Connor is an impulsive human male who might be anywhere from eighteen to twenty-two, give or take a year; his foster family wasn't sure of his age, and he doesn't know it either. He displays wolfish mannerisms, but has learned to repress many of them and behave like a normal human when he can help it. Unfortunately, his desire to take down his enemy on sight often gets the better of him.

While they are not particularly humorous, I have two samples of writing to show. The first is fiction. The second is actually more of an essay.

The Worst Passenger: A short Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks AU in which Link finds Ganondorf washed up on a beach and decides to take him as a passenger in his train. The story is told through letters he sends to Zelda.

Twilight Princess Isn't an OoT Clone: A brief look at the beginnings of the Zelda series as we know it and what game Twilight Princess most closely resembles.

The badfic I wish to kill is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6858954/1/Bloody_Tears

This particular badfic involves a girl who gets summoned from her college to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Link, who is normally capable of protecting himself and breaking out of jail quickly, gets captured easily and locked in a fortress so that the Goddesses have a reason to summon the young woman for help. It is then established that the girl is "a reaper...a God of Death" who even appears in Hyrulean mythology. And she can summon a scythe called Bloody Tears, which is a weapon and an extension of her soul, which means it is also her.